The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

solid dump to start the day - just needed about four wipes to get clean

[Coach]

Wow, recorded two more dumps for a total of three this AM. No irregularities to report. I def gasped "wow" during one of them.

[spike]

You’re infuego!

[Coach]

Guys, I am not making this up but I just deposited my fourth dump of the day. It wasn't pretty so clearly something is going on here. Still, good to drop this excess weight.

[Coach]

Are any of you guys down to meet up at one of the Pearl Jam shows? Rumor is some kind of midwest tour soon.

Was thinking we could meet up at the show. Once they play Even Flow, we all head into the same bathroom and do our business.

Instead of posting about the dumps, we could give each other real time updates by yelling over the stalls.

Just a thought.

[96583UP]

didn't even look in the toilet when it finally came i am practically a leper when it comes to pooping these days

[Coach]

yea sometimes I can't look and just need to wipe and get out of there

[96583UP]

Are any of you guys down to meet up at one of the Pearl Jam shows? Rumor is some kind of midwest tour soon.

Was thinking we could meet up at the show. Once they play Even Flow, we all head into the same bathroom and do our business.

Instead of posting about the dumps, we could give each other real time updates by yelling over the stalls.

Just a thought.

we can all smear poop on each other and hump strangers

[96583UP]

yea sometimes I can't look and just need to wipe and get out of there

the weight loss is working but my poops are suffering

but i will take that tradeoff for now

[Coach]

Are any of you guys down to meet up at one of the Pearl Jam shows? Rumor is some kind of midwest tour soon.

Was thinking we could meet up at the show. Once they play Even Flow, we all head into the same bathroom and do our business.

Instead of posting about the dumps, we could give each other real time updates by yelling over the stalls.

Just a thought.

we can all smear poop on each other and hump strangers

I would like to throw your poop at Ed. I have 10 Club seats so I can get real close.

[dad]

another solid entry sent to the depths. i've been frontloading my mornings with lots of water intake, and i'm convinced this is helping with regularity.

[Coach]

yea sometimes I can't look and just need to wipe and get out of there

the weight loss is working but my poops are suffering

but i will take that tradeoff for now

yes, there's a close synergy between the weight loss thread and the poop thread.

[spike]

There’s nothing regular about this thread.

[Coach]

another solid entry sent to the depths. i've been frontloading my mornings with lots of water intake, and i'm convinced this is helping with regularity.

great job dad, yeah water is so essential for everything. I bet your skin will look and feel better too!

[dad]

another solid entry sent to the depths. i've been frontloading my mornings with lots of water intake, and i'm convinced this is helping with regularity.

i also consume a lot of fibrous foods. i'm sure that helps too.

[Coach]

dad, it would be an honor to poop in the next stall over from you at a pearl jam concert during even flow

[dad]

dad, it would be an honor to poop in the next stall over from you at a pearl jam concert during even flow

i usually don't poop that late in the day, but i'm happy to pretend for solidarity.

[96583UP]

dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day

[dad]

dad what is your typical vegetable/fruit intake like in a given day

i try to get about 3-4 servings combined throughout. honestly, most of my meals involve beans or sweet potatoes or quinoa. i'm sure that helps. i also make a smoothie using baby spinach and fruit or fruit only almost daily.

i have a sweet tooth too, but i can get around that by eating medjool dates (fibrous) and no sugar-added pb.

[dad]

i just got a reminder call about my colonoscopy next week. my first one. i'm long overdue.