Travis Kelce has AIDS

[Jorge]

Wish him the best. Horrific disease.

[96583UP]

"Fuck it, I want to collect every clade of HIV. What kind of loser only gets one. I want it all. I want to be King HIV" -Travis Kelce, moments before chugging several vials obtained via break-in at a National Institutes of Health Laboratory

[96583UP]

while I agree it is important for us all to have life goals, this does not seem to be the right kind of goal

[Jorge]

Who are you to judge?

[96583UP]

Who are you to judge?

i think they are an asian hip hop band

[96583UP]

"Superbowl is work. Fire Island is play. Don't bother greasing up those buttcheeks bois because when I arrive this summer, I am not stopping until every colon in town has been fully prolapsed." -Travis Kelce, posted to the Harvey Milk Memorial Foundation donation web page

[96583UP]

There are regular families that attend Fire Island, and I just don't think this is the kind of message the Milk foundation is looking to associate with their cause

[96583UP]

“If their eyes ain’t a-bleedin’, my meat they ain’t a-beatin’” -Travis Kelce, Los Angeles homeless shelter clothes donation

[96583UP]

Seems like he should be providing assistance to those folks, a man if his means

why his priority is copulation

[96583UP]

i support humanist indulgence from time to time but this all just seems excessive

[96583UP]

“I put the ‘pro’ in ‘protease inhibitors’.”<catches football> -Travis Kelce, during commercial shoot for greater Kansas City regional Ford dealership

[96583UP]

“It’s late in the 4th, we’re up by 1, and coach calls for Max Protection. I’m like, FUCK THAT COACH I ONLY GO DEEP NO PROTECTION. QB snaps the ball, I run past the DE for the end zone. Max Protect THIS <shows penis>. QB gets sacked and we lose on a late FG by 2. It’s the principle that matters, folks. <snorts line of angel dust>” - Travis Kelce, ESPN Kids SuperBowl pregame Event, Orlando FL

[96583UP]

don't ever share a banana split with him

[spike]

[96583UP]

"Travis Kelce approves <injects needle into eyeball>" - Ayds video shoot, Universal Backlot, 1981

[96583UP]

good thing Taylor Swift never called him!

[dad]

has he beaten this yet?

[96583UP]

no, he bleeds out of his eyes, and has skin lesions. he is full-blown AIDS

[dad]

not HIV?

[spike]

I hope Tay Tay doesn’t contract AIDS tonight.