The Stand-up Comedian Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I need a gun.

[spike]

Shit got dark fast

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

Just add the L to your collection, Trag.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

Just keep blasting Maroon 5 and telling people The Mars Volta's self-titled is a better intro to the band than Deloused and Francis, you actual mongoloid.

[tree_]

Hmm if only there were a way to measure which of us has better taste

But how do we measure if the voters have good taste, if we're all voting for each other?

[spike]

Just keep blasting Maroon 5 and telling people The Mars Volta's self-titled is a better intro to the band than Deloused and Francis, you actual mongoloid.

Wow.

[BurtReynolds]

Why is he always so angry?

[tree_]

he's Australian; give him a break

[BurtReynolds]

They are supposed to be a good natured people.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Wow.

[BurtReynolds]

[Ello Sailor]

the weird part is i never said the first Mars Volta album was any good, because it's not. I have claimed to enjoy At the Drive-In.

Self-titled isn't their first album, you dumb bitch. This is like when you forgot you said in order to listen to Kid A you have to be in a "highly intellectual" mood. Corny motherfucker. Fuck you.

[JuanHamm]

They are supposed to be a good natured people.

This is a myth. Their country is even crazier than America. Nobody notices because they're irrelevant, but they're a little island of psychopaths.

[Stickman]

[VinylGuy]

Anyone saw the Louie CK special at the Dolby?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

Yeah it’s really good. Laughed quite a bit, alone in my office at work