The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[96583UP]

mega drama this morning

massive log followed by forced additional stuff

think i got dehydrated

[dad]

yikes. hope you're getting water and maybe some gatorade.

[Coach]

Two rather loose stools to start the AM in between a glass of iced espresso. I'm not super happy with this, but it was Easter dinner and all. Maybe a little too much party.

Still, limited wiping required on the second dump, so I am grateful for that. And, now at work and the only thing I'm gonna need to do in the bathroom is pee later.

[dad]

i didn't poop all weekend despite trying to maintain my daily routines.

hoping for a dam buster this morning.

[Coach]

Good luck, dad. We'll be thinking about you constantly all morning. Of course, keep us posted. The greater the detail, the better.

[JuanHamm]

Two rather loose stools to start the AM in between a glass of iced espresso. I'm not super happy with this, but it was Easter dinner and all. Maybe a little too much party.

Still, limited wiping required on the second dump, so I am grateful for that. And, now at work and the only thing I'm gonna need to do in the bathroom is pee later.

You've gotta let loose (no pun intended) every now and again or else you'll go crazy.

I'm sure your poop will be back to normal in no time.

[spike]

[Coach]

Two rather loose stools to start the AM in between a glass of iced espresso. I'm not super happy with this, but it was Easter dinner and all. Maybe a little too much party.

Still, limited wiping required on the second dump, so I am grateful for that. And, now at work and the only thing I'm gonna need to do in the bathroom is pee later.

You've gotta let loose (no pun intended) every now and again or else you'll go crazy.

I'm sure your poop will be back to normal in no time.

The fact that the second effort only required a few wipes was just enough positive reinforcement that I needed to get through the day and onto tomorrow's bathroom business.

[Coach]

oh man yes great skit

[dad]

Colon blow achieved.

[Coach]

Colon blow achieved.

Sounds great!

[dad]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

[Coach]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

[spike]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

[dad]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

[Coach]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

[spike]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.

[Coach]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.

I just want them to numb me down there and let me stay awake

[dad]

speaking of...i've got my first-ever colonoscopy in two days. tomorrow i get to start drinking that concoction to empty myself.

fun times ahead.

I still have four more years to go, so I'm grateful for that. Doc said I could do it at age 50. I'm just worried about getting knocked out....I always wake up emotional and saying weird stuff.

You will also rip a large fart while unconscious, in front of whomever is driving you home.

can't wait.

I did read there are different levels of sedation to choose from so I will go with a low or moderate one

I’ll go for the max. Don’t wanna wake up while someone’s scraping my colon.

This is exactly where I land. Knock me out.

[Coach]

hey fellas, just an fyi that some poop talk just started up in all of the places....the US National Parks thread. Go figure.