The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

Sometimes I feel a little safer pooping in a smaller, cramped space. Too much open space can feel a little awkward.

[spike]

I like to utilize all the bathrooms in the home. Keep those pipes on their toes.

Except one of the bathrooms at the lake because it’s kinda cramped.

we have a cramped one that we affectionately refer to as the "veal box."

Ours is actually the most nicely finished of the three bathrooms, it was just kinda shoehorned into the plan.

[Coach]

Special moments between you and the toilet can happen anywhere.

[Coach]

A rare late afternoon delight for me just now.

[dad]

watch this space.

i have to start drinking suprep in about another hour and a half.

i'm normally a morning pooper, but am bracing for several visits this evening.

[96583UP]

shit is getting hectic

[Coach]

Dad, I am praying for you.

[dad]

suprep down the hatch, followed up by 32oz of water.

i'm officially on the clock. can feel my stomach rumbling as i type this.

[96583UP]

she’s gonna blow!

[dad]

first poop of the day at 1800 CDT, and i already feel another on the horizon.

man, I really don't want to wake up in the middle of the night for this.

stay tuned.

[96583UP]

i’m kinda jealous

[dad]

Second poop was pure liquid and foul.

As soon as I washed my hands I had to go back for round three, which was like a fire hydrant.

[96583UP]

you should drink some pedialyte

[96583UP]

i might do a clear liquid diet one day here just to get some poop out

would not want to F with suprep though recreationally that sounds too intense

[96583UP]

ah i see you need a prescription

now i want it more

[dad]

Back for round four.

I’ve got lemon lime Gatorade for dehydration.

My wife told me that one of her coworker’s husbands recently had a colonoscopy and he cleared himself out to where the doc needed him to be (basically clear liquid poo) before midnight.

I have a goal now.

What a godawful stench I’m living in.

[96583UP]

i want this kind of beef

fuck where can i get a suprep scrip

[dad]

Round five. Getting closer to the goal hue!

No farts trusted.

[spike]

I’m exactly a month out from what dad’s going through.

I’m interested how you feel the day after the procedure. Probably not great in certain parts of your nether regions, but also maybe fantastic because you’re fully cleansed?

[96583UP]

i want you to bottle your suprep shits and mail them to Coach for analysis