The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[dad]

I’m exactly a month out from what dad’s going through.

I’m interested how you feel the day after the procedure. Probably not great in certain parts of your nether regions, but also maybe fantastic because you’re fully cleansed?

I’ll keep you posted. It’s really not all that bad. I just keep drinking water and Gatorade and the occasional hot liquid.

I’m definitely thinking about all the wiping and what that’ll do, but I’m already in it.

[dad]

i want you to bottle your suprep shits and mail them to Coach for analysis

If I clean myself out on one bottle—you’re supposed to drink two—I’d be happy to send it to you for science.

[spike]

i want you to bottle your suprep shits and mail them to Coach for analysis

If I clean myself out on one bottle—you’re supposed to drink two—I’d be happy to send it to you for science.

hahaha, this would be amazing

[Coach]

wow, dad, you earn the poop award this week!!

[Coach]

Also, two solid dumps to start my day, although each required wayyyy too much wiping.

[dad]

I had to use the second bottle of suprep this morning.

I’m a water balloon of poo.

[JuanHamm]

Do you have a post-colonoscopy meal planned?

[dad]

Do you have a post-colonoscopy meal planned?

Honestly, haven’t thought too much about it.

[Coach]

Also, two solid dumps to start my day, although each required wayyyy too much wiping.

Goodness. A third dump. Checked my weight, which I thought might be down, but it was still up after all three AM dumps. Something funny going on here.

[bodysnatcher]

An emergency dump announced itself while walking the trails at the park yesterday. I ran about a half mile to a bathroom that was near a playground and luckily one of the toilets was free. The bathroom looked like something from Last Of Us, and I proceeded to pour a bag of soil in the toilet.

[Coach]

An emergency dump announced itself while walking the trails at the park yesterday. I ran to a bathroom that was near a playground and luckily one of the toilets was free. The bathroom looked like something from Last Of Us, and I proceeded to pour a bag of soil in the toilet.

This was more exciting than most episodes of said show.

[JuanHamm]

Currently settling in for a shit in this customers house. It feels like it's going to be a quick one.

[spike]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

[JuanHamm]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

[Coach]

You should tell the crew that you regularly talk about your poo online with other grown men.
Also, tell the crew that one of them (me) said "hey."

[bodysnatcher]

Put a fake webcam in there

[Coach]

Put a fake webcam in there

Go nuclear and put a real one up

[spike]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

[JuanHamm]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

[spike]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

Yeah I forgot to order a keg.