The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[doug rr]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

Yeah I forgot to order a keg.

I think bud lights on sale

[JuanHamm]

I have a three man crew here today doing some electrical work. Just waiting for one of them to destroy a bathroom.

Have you offered them anything to drink?

Yes I brought a cooler of water bottles out to them.

Just water?

Yeah I forgot to order a keg.

I think bud lights on sale

Wtf doug, are you trying to turn these hard working Americans gay?

[knee tunes]

Juan said gay

Burn him

And if you're gay and don't know how to make a fire , you can start by rubbing 2 dicks together

Spoiler: show

[JuanHamm]

This is a witch hunt

[96583UP]

had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

[JuanHamm]

had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

Take a picture please

[96583UP]

had a decent poop this morning, curious to see what tomorrow holds. ate very little today, just some black beans

Take a picture please

maybe

[96583UP]

i think i’d like the idea of sharing pics of my shit better than actually sharing them though

i talk a big game but i am actually very squeamish when it comes to showing other people my feces

[96583UP]

but we’re almost at that level of trust here

[JuanHamm]

Think about what it would mean for the board. You'd be a hero. They'd probably name a street after you.

[96583UP]

i think i posted dog poop here once and it got deleted by the mods

[dad]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

[JuanHamm]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

[spike]

i think i posted dog poop here once and it got deleted by the mods

[spike]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

[dad]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

this with the chicken on the side for my wife.

[dad]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

i'm sorry i've let you down, my son.

[96583UP]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

this with the chicken on the side for my wife.

no wonder your shits are so girthy

[doug rr]

Colonoscopy was a success. My bowels are immaculate.

So happy to be eating again.

Eager to get back to solid, girthy, monolithic crapping.

What was your first meal?

You keep asking this, but I promise it will suck. Probably oatmeal.

mine was a stop at the McDonalds dive thru for hot and salty fries...spot hitter..they tell you to go light and maybe don't eat anything at all but they know they're just shoveling you bullshiit and you're going to get what you want

[JuanHamm]

Dad's such a good boy. I would have gone with a burger.