Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

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Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

Marco Rubio is also 5'9"
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8%
This is the average height of a 16 year old boy
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8%
He is literally the size of a child
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15%
Why is this not a bigger deal
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15%
Who can vote for someone that small
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No votes
What is it about people in Florida that vote for these tiny people
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8%
No one wants to bang tiny guys
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15%
If no one wants to bang you, no one wants to vote you for president
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No votes
Just look at Biden, everyone wanna tap datass
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23%
No one wanna tap some 5'9" italian guy's ass
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8%
 
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Is taking on The Mouse considered punching down?

I'm just asking the hard questions.
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elliseamos wrote:
4/5 wrote:
elliseamos wrote:
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Bammer wrote:144 lbs if you take away his balls
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Haha.
His impression of Trump's posture is on point!
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Sucks to suck, bruh.
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christ i forgot how small this guy was
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he was already destined to lose, but now he's likely to drop out sooner.
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It's pretty clearly retaliation, but what's the remedy? Disney gets to run the local zoning board in perpetuity?
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simple schoolboy wrote:It's pretty clearly retaliation, but what's the remedy? Disney gets to run the local zoning board in perpetuity?
retaliation for who?

desantis retaliates because the mouse said fuck your feelings on saying gay

or

or disney retaliates because shithead went power hungry?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Peeps wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:It's pretty clearly retaliation, but what's the remedy? Disney gets to run the local zoning board in perpetuity?
retaliation for who?

desantis retaliates because the mouse said fuck your feelings on saying gay

or

or disney retaliates because shithead went power hungry?
Desantis has made multiple statements to the effect that he is acting against Disney because they criticized him and the legislature. On that ground Disney probably has a firm basis for a case.

Returning control of Reedy Creek Improvement District to Disney world fix this for them, but it's a rather big claim. I wonder what remedy somewhat less than that is likely. Them having control of it to begin with was a benefit provided by the state, perhaps the state can claim the right to revoke that at any time, regardless of the underlying reasoning.
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this was a great poll

some of my finest poll work

i need to reboot my posting approach the homoerotica has gone stale

time to find a new sound
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actually wait this poll contains a dash of homoerotica who am i kidding

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simple schoolboy wrote:It's pretty clearly retaliation, but what's the remedy? Disney gets to run the local zoning board in perpetuity?
I doubt that, but hopefully he'll at least lose in court for being a jackass.
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simple schoolboy wrote:It's pretty clearly retaliation, but what's the remedy? Disney gets to run the local zoning board in perpetuity?
I doubt that, but hopefully he'll at least lose in court for being a jackass.
Unless I'm mistaken, something similar would be if a government cancels a contract with a vendor or NGO due to demonstrated retaliation. Normally that vendor/ NGO gets the contract extended if they prevail in court. I think the justification there is the original contract is assumed to have been won fairly under a neutral process.

Being given control of Reedy Creek had no such neutral process so the remedy shouldn't be the same. It's not as if Universal was trying to break ground at the exact same time and wanted to run things, is it?

Anyhow, I don't think Florida was as dumb setting this all up as the coverage seems to indicate so I don't expect the Mouse to win all that much.
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“Disney sues DeSantis” is a pretty good tongue twister
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We’re taking our kids to Disneyworld for their 9th birthday
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I’m going in November and DeMidget better not fuck this up

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Bammer wrote:We’re taking our kids to Disneyworld for their 9th birthday
Curious. Why not Disneyland as it’s far, far closer for you.
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Disneyland is pretty good, but Disney World is the real deal.
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so it is Walt Disney vs Dopey huh?
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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JuanHamm wrote:Disneyland is pretty good, but Disney World is the real deal.
But Disneyland is the original.
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