Talk about your day thread

[Peeps]

something for a camera. it almost looks like a view master

[knee tunes]

Lol. The view master reel. Is it Scooby Doo or dorney park?

[wease]

something for a camera. it almost looks like a view master

I thought it was a reel out of a cassette.

[96583UP]

just broke up two birds about to mate using my plastic owl

they were mega DTF and then i was like ‘Owl Master says no, not in my backyard, I get first dibs’

sucks though it’s inevitable they will bang, and nest back here, and then poop on my things

once the lady birds are in heat and want the male bird D, they won’t rest til they get it

and from there it’s a race to build the best nest with the largest granite countertops the male bird can find

[spike]

just broke up two birds about to mate using my plastic owl

they were mega DTF and then i was like ‘Owl Master says no, not in my backyard, I get first dibs’

sucks though it’s inevitable they will bang, and nest back here, and then poop on my things

once the lady birds are in heat and want the male bird D, they won’t rest til they get it

and from there it’s a race to build the best nest with the largest granite countertops the male bird can find

Your home is nearly as desecrated as a Jorge’s dad rental property.

[96583UP]

just broke up two birds about to mate using my plastic owl

they were mega DTF and then i was like ‘Owl Master says no, not in my backyard, I get first dibs’

sucks though it’s inevitable they will bang, and nest back here, and then poop on my things

once the lady birds are in heat and want the male bird D, they won’t rest til they get it

and from there it’s a race to build the best nest with the largest granite countertops the male bird can find

Your home is nearly as desecrated as a Jorge’s dad rental property.

i wonder if i need a permit to become a falconer

[Jorge]

The camgirl studio is three months behind on rent!

[VinylGuy]

Had a full Bday day yesterday and damn it was so fun; had lunch with my girl and my mom and then went for coffee and cake, buy some wines and coffee, saw some friends and talked to my dad in the afternoon, saw a soccer game and then went with my girl for dinner to a new mexican food place nearby home. It was really fucking good. Great drinks too. After that, had ice cream at one of my favs places.

We came back and saw Rosalia's show live from Coachella.

[96583UP]

that’s awesome, man

sounds like an A+ day

[doug rr]

standing out on the porch waiting for the dog to poop and watched 2 gray whales slowly swim by and blow off some water...the day can only get worse now

[BurtReynolds]

"I'll wing it!" I say as I fall off another cliff.

[96583UP]

standing out on the porch waiting for the dog to poop and watched 2 gray whales slowly swim by and blow off some water...the day can only get worse now

wow

amazing

i was biking listening to PJ Live Dec ‘93 and crossing a bridge and right as ‘Release’ hit the first big ‘Release me’ an Ospray flew overhead and spread it’s big wingspan. he is def a PJ fan

[The Argonaut]

I peed in four states today. Nothing like 400 miles of highways, highway rest stops, and suburban shopping plazas to make one truly consider if (humanity?/America?/the megalopolis?) would be better off if we knocked everything down and started over. America is in rough shape, guys. We're doing OK I guess, but it's not pretty

[Ello Sailor]

Was it beige? I bet it was beige.

[96583UP]

sounds like those 400 miles need a hip, elite college-educated saviour to come in and take their guns and churches away and tell them how they are supposed to live!!

[96583UP]

sorry, did that come across as sarcastic?

it was meant to be emphatic

as in

let me know if you want to team up and do this

my fellow martlet

[dad]

went for a walk, worked in the flower beds, ran some shopping errands, made some cashew butter, and now watching nba suns v. clippers.

[96583UP]

NBA games are exciting but on way too late

I can't focus on anything past 8pm

other than posting about my poop

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

I had a full container of unsalted roasted cashews that I bought about a week before I got braces. Not wanting to them to go to waste—I’m the only one in the house who eats them—I decided to try to make some.

It came out great.