The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Ugh midnight poop came calling last night. So annoying.
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Ugh, that is a bummer. Nature calls at unusual times as you get older.
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I've been peeing a lot, then again I drink a lot of diet soda.
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Currently pooping in a customers house while their dog freaks out right outside the door.
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two solid poops today and then a 3rd that was loosey goosey

probably was that late day spinach yogurt dip

curious to see what tomorrow holds

this week has been a bit of a question mark for me
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Did not feel well on the drive home. A big dump as soon as we arrived has me feeling better.
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one solid offering sent back to earth.

carry on, folks.
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:430 am and 730 am....last one was hot but haven't had any spicy food
Is your butt still on east coast time all these years later?
my pooping time table has always been like that no matter what time zone I'm in...twice today so far and its 11;15
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I love it when the teams sounds mostly regular.
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Huge solid snake like dump this am. Very, very satisfying. It's gonna be a good day.

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two solid poops this morning once the coffee got flowing

feeling refreshed

things are lookin up today, Coach
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96583UP wrote:two solid poops this morning once the coffee got flowing

feeling refreshed

things are lookin up today, Coach
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Was just hanging out in the men's room at work and there was someone behind closed doors letting loose a stinky dump.

I then heard this paper-swishing sound...like he was using the same piece of TP to wipe back and forth. Really interesting and disturbing. One wipe per TP I feel. Otherwise, you are just wiping that sh@T back into your bum.
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ugh prob left a trail of dingleberries on the floor
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i had a third, nice solidity and consistency, easy exit

been a good poop day

need to eat less food today though

ate too much yesterday
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I felt a third coming on but I'm leaving work soon so I'm gonna wait. I also have a few errands to run first.
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I just had some onion rings..will post soon
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Haven’t gone since Monday. I’m going to focus on fiber the rest of the week.
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Coach wrote:I felt a third coming on but I'm leaving work soon so I'm gonna wait. I also have a few errands to run first.
Boom, a small solid third when I got home.
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Coach wrote:
Coach wrote:I felt a third coming on but I'm leaving work soon so I'm gonna wait. I also have a few errands to run first.
Boom, a small solid third when I got home.
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