The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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thats pretty much how I feel today
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bodysnatcher wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
doug rr wrote:waiting for a poop to kick in at noon..we're taking the dog for a walk soon and don't want it to happen when away from the house
Take an extra poop bag just in case
the dog used two...I'm still waiting..had a tuna sandwich and still just waiting
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started today off with two nice dumps in between a homemade iced americano. don't feel entirely emptied out though, so will keep you updated.
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Accidentally pooped on my wife earlier this morning before getting out of bed. Going to be a long day.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Accidentally pooped on my wife earlier this morning before getting out of bed. Going to be a long day.
Are those body pillows machine washable?
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quality 1st dump today happy friday all
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JuanHamm wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Accidentally pooped on my wife earlier this morning before getting out of bed. Going to be a long day.
Are those body pillows machine washable?
No but my balls are
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96583UP wrote:quality 1st dump today happy friday all
Losing weight and taking quality dumps heading into the weekend. Nice work. Enjoy.
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Coach wrote:started today off with two nice dumps in between a homemade iced americano. don't feel entirely emptied out though, so will keep you updated.

It's been about two hours since those first two dumps of the day. I feel good. I think I'll keep emptying out my bladder, as I took a water pill for a little bloat.
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I’m going out of town next week and that usually throws me off. At least it used to. I’m already thrown off in general these days, so it may not make much difference. Think I’m still going to pack a laxative though.
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Traveling and pooping can be challenging. Take precautions on that trip.
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Coach wrote:Traveling and pooping can be challenging. Take precautions on that trip.
Would an adult diaper be in order?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:Traveling and pooping can be challenging. Take precautions on that trip.
Would an adult diaper be in order?
of course. you deserve the dignity.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:Traveling and pooping can be challenging. Take precautions on that trip.
Would an adult diaper be in order?
of course. you deserve the dignity.
yes borrow one from dad
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Thanks guys. Dad I’ll pm you the hotel address to send to me.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thanks guys. Dad I’ll pm you the hotel address to send to me.
great. you're gonna love em. you may never go back to crapping on a toilet again.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thanks guys. Dad I’ll pm you the hotel address to send to me.
great. you're gonna love em. you may never go back to crapping on a toilet again.
great teamwork here
gives me those Friday poop vibes
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after not going yesterday, today's offering was dominant.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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I just took a bad dump in this customers house. Thank God they had wet wipes and a strong toilet.
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JuanHamm wrote:I just took a bad dump in this customers house. Thank God they had wet wipes and a strong toilet.
What do you do? Seems you poo a lot inside customers' homes?
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