The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Had an early AM poop around 8 am that went ok. Feel the need to go again. Just kinda holding it in for a bit until I am ready.
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Coach wrote:Had an early AM poop around 8 am that went ok. Feel the need to go again. Just kinda holding it in for a bit until I am ready.
I'm glad that I held that second dump in. I was able to get it all out at work.

If you try to rush a second poo, that's when you can get into trouble with unfinished business. Rather, wait it out to collect everything up for a nice clean release.
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4 poops already this morning all solid and dark due to the pepto bismol

amazing how much poop there still was in there
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2 poops today. One at home, one at the customers house.

Both required only one wipe. My increased salad consumption is paying dividends.
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Coach wrote:Had an early AM poop around 8 am that went ok. Feel the need to go again. Just kinda holding it in for a bit until I am ready.
I'm glad that I held that second dump in. I was able to get it all out at work.

If you try to rush a second poo, that's when you can get into trouble with unfinished business. Rather, wait it out to collect everything up for a nice clean release.
Just had a false alarm and thought a third one was coming but I only needed to pass some gas.
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one in the books today.

easy exit.
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dad wrote:one in the books today.

easy exit.
nice work dad
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Can anyone top weases 5 poops in a day?
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JuanHamm wrote:Can anyone top weases 5 poops in a day?
Only if I were sick
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Coach wrote:
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Coach wrote:Had an early AM poop around 8 am that went ok. Feel the need to go again. Just kinda holding it in for a bit until I am ready.
I'm glad that I held that second dump in. I was able to get it all out at work.

If you try to rush a second poo, that's when you can get into trouble with unfinished business. Rather, wait it out to collect everything up for a nice clean release.
Just had a false alarm and thought a third one was coming but I only needed to pass some gas.
I've had a good late morning and early afternoon. No more movements or activity to report. I am resting comfortably at my desk.
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Body drop some serious stank pure liquid not out of the woods yet

gonna need to go probiotic and rebuild the gut arsenal

likely took heavy casualties in the weekend bar crawl bombardment
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I think we should think about expanding the number of regular posters in this thread.
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They all think they're too good for us. We should destroy them.
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I'll try to recruit a few members, maybe casually add some poop talking into another thread and see what develops.
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And then we destroy them?
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Thought I was going to have a log due to the heaviness I was feeling. Sit down, push, and mostly liquid exited. That was very unexpected, but I do feel better.
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JuanHamm wrote:Can anyone top weases 5 poops in a day?
I pooped four times the other day and documented it, so got close. They weren’t very satisfying though. Quality over quantity, my man.
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only once today..I think I'm dying
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Too much cheese
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When I woke up today, I didn't feel the desire to go, but after some iced coffee, I ripped off a pretty decent poop and feel good. I weighed in at 155 before the poop, but didn't weigh myself afterward.
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