Happy loguecommaepi!

[dad]

Happy Birthday!

take a bow.

[tree_]

hbd birthday to you

[Jorge]

Happy birthday. Sorry this thread's bad title caused everyone to overlook it.

[Ello Sailor]

Happy durds day to you.

[JuanHamm]

Happy birthday

[wease]

Happy birthday Joe. Hope it was a good one!

[epilogue]

Thanks team. I appreciate it. Twas a good day indeed.

[dad]

Happy birthday. Sorry this thread's bad title caused everyone to overlook it.

I'm glad you made it here so you could wish him a happy birthday.

[epilogue]

For my birthday:

1. I got an action figure of myself
2. I got Pearl Jam's Give Way on vinyl
3. A friend gave me a book that means a lot to him
4. I got a theragun
5. I got a bottle of Uncle Nearest 1884
6. I went to The Met
7. I got a pair of new pajamas
8. I got tickets for a play in Ireland
9. I micro-dosed
10. I ate amazing food

It was a GREAT birthday

[wease]

Good deal.

What’s a theragun?

[epilogue]

Good deal.

What’s a theragun?

It's this amazing gizmo that helps with muscles!

[wease]

Good deal.

What’s a theragun?

It's this amazing gizmo that helps with muscles!

So a sex toy for you and the missus, then…

[dad]

Good deal.

What’s a theragun?

It's this amazing gizmo that helps with muscles!

muscles, you say…?

[dad]

Is it easy on the prostate?

Asking for numbersUP.

[epilogue]

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[epilogue]

They have a whole bunch of those things at my gym but I’ve never used them, maybe I’ll try one out this week.

Happy belated epilogue.

It'll change your life

[Higgs]

Happy BDay Joey. Enjoy the hell out of that vibrator.

[epilogue]

AL

Thanks friend

[Chris_H_2]

forget the theragun (for external use only btw), tell us more about the pajamas.