The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Not a lot of poo talk going on today, at least so far.
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I had a great one this morning. Strong and assertive.

Nearly bent the will of the drain.
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dad, you are really in a groove right now with a lot of things in your life, including your performance in the bathroom.
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Coach wrote:dad, you are really in a groove right now with a lot of things in your life, including your performance in the bathroom.
if i could only have a little energy in the afternoon i'd be in good shape.
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just another normal one at 4am because of the dog again...
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:dad, you are really in a groove right now with a lot of things in your life, including your performance in the bathroom.
if i could only have a little energy in the afternoon i'd be in good shape.
I tend to sleep in until about 8 on the weekdays and I think that helps.
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might have a shot of vodka and grapefruit juice to get the next one started...peanut butter and toast didn't work
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Two craps today. A third feels likely.
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I really want this next one to happen soon because my wife is out for an hour so for a mani/pedi and that means I can poop with the door open
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doug rr wrote:might have a shot of vodka and grapefruit juice to get the next one started...peanut butter and toast didn't work
that sounds nice but trying to be good during week w/ my eating and drinking.
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doug rr wrote:I really want this next one to happen soon because my wife is out for an hour so for a mani/pedi and that means I can poop with the door open
this happened..all good now
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doug rr wrote:
doug rr wrote:I really want this next one to happen soon because my wife is out for an hour so for a mani/pedi and that means I can poop with the door open
this happened..all good now
This made my day, more so than landing the PJ tickets. Great news.
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had a couple of craps today

small, solid but disappointing

body re-learning how to eat, poop

feel ashamed

for this team

it deserves better poop from me
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Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.
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geesh

janet yellen wants 35% of your short-term poops
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spike wrote:Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.

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where's he going to put those fingers?
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The finger thing means the taxes
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JuanHamm wrote:The finger thing means the taxes
LOL
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