The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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So, there I was, minding my own business in the office bathroom, just doing my business, you know? And then, out of nowhere, my coworker flushes the toilet before I could even take a look at my poo! I mean, come on, that's like half the fun of taking a dump.

But oh no, he just had to ruin it for me. So, I ran out of the stall with my pants still around my ankles, my flaccid penis flopping around like a fish out of water. I chased after him, yelling and screaming about my lost poop, and he just kept running away from me like a scared little rabbit.

We ran through the office, knocking over chairs and desks, and I even managed to slip on a stack of papers at one point, sending me crashing to the ground with my unwiped butt in the air. But I didn't let that stop me. I got right back up and kept running, fueled by the burning desire to see my poop one last time.

In the end, I never did catch him, and I never did get to see my poop. But who knows, maybe one day I'll get another chance to chase down that poop thief and claim what's rightfully mine.
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plausible.
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Motion sensor lights in a bathroom is a psychotic idea.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.
woah. back up. what kind of tax penalties?
Apparently we didn’t estimate our tax correctly. I think it has something to do with my wife’s bonus structure; she’s been working with HR to take out more tax throughout the year, so not sure what else to do. We plan to appeal; there’s a form.
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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.
woah. back up. what kind of tax penalties?
Apparently we didn’t estimate our tax correctly. I think it has something to do with my wife’s bonus structure; she’s been working with HR to take out more tax throughout the year, so not sure what else to do. We plan to appeal; there’s a form.
sorry, not trying to be nosy. but i still don't understand. you don't get hit with penalties unless you don't pay enough when due. are you saying you had to true up at the end, or that you filed a return, didn't pay, and then discovered the error after the filing deadline?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.
woah. back up. what kind of tax penalties?
Apparently we didn’t estimate our tax correctly. I think it has something to do with my wife’s bonus structure; she’s been working with HR to take out more tax throughout the year, so not sure what else to do. We plan to appeal; there’s a form.
sorry, not trying to be nosy. but i still don't understand. you don't get hit with penalties unless you don't pay enough when due. are you saying you had to true up at the end, or that you filed a return, didn't pay, and then discovered the error after the filing deadline?
I’m still looking into it, but supposedly we didn’t pay enough and the IRS had to make a correction, so they’re penalizing us $450 for their troubles.
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some forced scraps off the bat this morning but feels like a prelude to a mega load

just need to down a few cups of coffee
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No drops at all yesterday. Here in the lobby restroom at the hotel in Georgia for a massive download and inside the bowl of the toilet it look like someone has sprayed black goo everywhere. Some dude needs a c-scope SOON.
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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:Went through some mail while on the throne. Tax penalties ruined an otherwise productive session.
woah. back up. what kind of tax penalties?
Apparently we didn’t estimate our tax correctly. I think it has something to do with my wife’s bonus structure; she’s been working with HR to take out more tax throughout the year, so not sure what else to do. We plan to appeal; there’s a form.
sorry, not trying to be nosy. but i still don't understand. you don't get hit with penalties unless you don't pay enough when due. are you saying you had to true up at the end, or that you filed a return, didn't pay, and then discovered the error after the filing deadline?
I’m still looking into it, but supposedly we didn’t pay enough and the IRS had to make a correction, so they’re penalizing us $450 for their troubles.
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Dump #2 in a Starbucks somewhere in South Georgia. What I needed. Now I don’t feel so bogged down
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wease wrote:Dump #2 in a Starbucks somewhere in South Georgia. What I needed. Now I don’t feel so bogged down
i swear to God, Georgia seems never ending from north to south driving on I-75. I never knew how long that state was until I drove it.
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another day, another blissful corker in the books.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:Dump #2 in a Starbucks somewhere in South Georgia. What I needed. Now I don’t feel so bogged down
i swear to God, Georgia seems never ending from north to south driving on I-75. I never knew how long that state was until I drove it.
Yep. And we’re on it for part of the Florida drive as well.
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disappointing poops today
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96583UP wrote:disappointing poops today
Tomorrow is another poop
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wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:Dump #2 in a Starbucks somewhere in South Georgia. What I needed. Now I don’t feel so bogged down
i swear to God, Georgia seems never ending from north to south driving on I-75. I never knew how long that state was until I drove it.
Yep. And we’re on it for part of the Florida drive as well.
Most of the Florida drive, actually
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thought I was going to have a log due to the heaviness I was feeling. Sit down, push, and mostly liquid exited. That was very unexpected, but I do feel better.
No poops since this, until today. Had one mediocre log exit pretty quickly, another after about a minute, and then waited patiently because I just knew I had more. After maybe two minutes, a very good log exited and I instantly felt like just a normal guy who has regular bm's.
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Is this a good thread for fart discussion?

I've been drinking a lot of protein shakes and eating a lot of salad lately and my farts are getting really bad. I guess it's worth it, but damn.
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i do think we need a fart thread

there is enough diversity and complexity there to merit it’s own venue
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