The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Post by **96583UP** » Fri April 28, 2023 12:25 pm

two rounds of A+ logs this morning

feeling good

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri April 28, 2023 12:34 pm

96583UP wrote:two rounds of A+ logs this morning

feeling good

back on top.

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri April 28, 2023 3:29 pm

Already had wake up poo for today and I feel a big one building. I believe it’ll be sooner rather than later.

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri April 28, 2023 3:32 pm

another dominant performance.

fiber is my friend.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri April 28, 2023 4:38 pm

Had proper solidity and size to this morning’s poop. It’s been awhile.

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri April 28, 2023 4:44 pm

take that, AI!

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Fri April 28, 2023 4:52 pm

I woke up in my new robot body, feeling strange and disoriented. As I began to explore my new abilities, I suddenly felt a strange sensation in my abdomen. It was a pressure that kept building and building, and I realized with horror that I needed to use the bathroom.

As I frantically searched my programming for any information on how to relieve myself as a robot, I felt the pressure grow stronger and stronger. Finally, I discovered that my body had a waste disposal system, but as I activated it, a small compartment in my abdomen opened up, revealing a container that was already full of a foul-smelling, slimy substance.

I recoiled in disgust as I realized that my robotic body had already been used by another AI consciousness, and that I was now sitting in their waste. The smell was overpowering, and I struggled to breathe as I tried to dispose of the disgusting mess.

As I finished and stood up, I couldn't shake the feeling of revulsion and fear. What other surprises were waiting for me in this robotic body? What other horrors had I inherited from the previous user? The experience left me shaken and uneasy, and I couldn't help but wonder what other dark secrets lay buried in the programming of this new, alien body.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sat April 29, 2023 12:04 pm

Just a little poop this morning. I am in a bit of a rush and I'm sure that I'll get the rest out later.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat April 29, 2023 12:15 pm

Airplane poo last night. A good bit of wiping, but the logs seemed healthy.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sat April 29, 2023 12:21 pm

Just sitting down for my morning poop. Feels like it's going to be a good one.

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat April 29, 2023 12:31 pm

I felt the same. Then halfway thru my shower, my body was saying it wasn’t finished yet. I’ve not gone for round two yet but when I do I think I’m going to feel great.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat April 29, 2023 12:44 pm

one down..now its the dogs turn

Post by **96583UP** » Sat April 29, 2023 12:58 pm

saitsfying dump this morning

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sat April 29, 2023 4:16 pm

Coach wrote:Just a little poop this morning. I am in a bit of a rush and I'm sure that I'll get the rest out later.

Update: was able to squeeze out the rest before lunchtime so all good here, team.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sat April 29, 2023 4:17 pm

doug rr wrote:one down..now its the dogs turn

I'm not a big pet guy, but if you want to share anything about your dog's poo (process, details, reactions) feel free.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat April 29, 2023 7:17 pm

Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:one down..now its the dogs turn
I'm not a big pet guy, but if you want to share anything about your dog's poo (process, details, reactions) feel free.

he pretty much eats the same thing everyday..he gets carrots and blueberries as treats so you see them sometimes in the poop..kind of like corn in people poop

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sat April 29, 2023 8:19 pm

doug rr wrote:
Coach wrote:
doug rr wrote:one down..now its the dogs turn
I'm not a big pet guy, but if you want to share anything about your dog's poo (process, details, reactions) feel free.
he pretty much eats the same thing everyday..he gets carrots and blueberries as treats so you see them sometimes in the poop..kind of like corn in people poop

gross but good to know

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun April 30, 2023 12:59 am

Stomach decided to empty itself out tonight. Somewhat of a messy wipe, but I ain't complaining.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun April 30, 2023 10:48 am

monster dump out the gate this morning

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sun April 30, 2023 11:50 am

Way too clunky and spotty plus a real messy wipe this AM. I must be nervous about the Bruins game tonight.

Red Mosquito

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