The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sun April 30, 2023 12:03 pm

Coach wrote:Way too clunky and spotty plus a real messy wipe this AM. I must be nervous about the Bruins game tonight.

Do you think David Pastrnak took a good dump this morning?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Sun April 30, 2023 12:08 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
Coach wrote:Way too clunky and spotty plus a real messy wipe this AM. I must be nervous about the Bruins game tonight.
Do you think David Pastrnak took a good dump this morning?

I think so yes. These guys are really good hockey players and should be confident going into a Game 7 at home.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun April 30, 2023 9:04 pm

second mega dump

must have been the late night stuff

feeling light on my feet now

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:23 am

Once very couple weeks, I seem to have a day where I’m constipated to the point of mild discomfort and do nothing, then a day of several stops but nothing massive. Then I’m right on the third day.

Sort of a new pattern, not fond of it.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:33 am

Constipation's grip
Tightens, then loosens, then grips
Again and again.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Mon May 01, 2023 2:38 am

My body has started waking me up every morning at around 730 with a huge need to dump. The dumps themselves vary from very successful in and out, dump a small hill of shit efforts through to struggle and groan through farts and pebbles missteps.

Also not fond of this new normal.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:48 am

2 mediocre dumps this morning.

wease · Post by **wease** » Mon May 01, 2023 12:02 pm

Two massive loads so far. My stomach is all anxious with the trip so I’m anticipating more to come.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Mon May 01, 2023 12:39 pm

One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

wease · Post by **wease** » Mon May 01, 2023 12:41 pm

Haha. The poop chart

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:09 pm

Just dropped a number 4 in a customers house (first time pooping in this house)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon May 01, 2023 1:23 pm

A so-so delivery this AM and I thought I needed a follow-up a few minutes later but nothing came of it.

I did have two nice, long, steady somewhat clear pees.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:17 pm

Higgs wrote:One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

YES

this is some serious analytical treasure

medical-grade analysis

time to take this thread to another level

all about the data

Moneyball -> Poopball

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:18 pm

happy to have dropped a 4 this morning

gotta enjoy these moments while we can

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:18 pm

Two poops before 10am today. First one fairly normal. Second one I can only describe as “hot soup”

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:19 pm

Mediocre poo after not going yesterday

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:19 pm

96583UP wrote:
Higgs wrote:One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

YES

this is some serious analytical treasure

medical-grade analysis

time to take this thread to another level

all about the data

Moneyball -> Poopball

I remember many pages ago posting something somewhat similar to this chart. I agree that if we are going to make big news on RM and lift this thread to all-star status we need more content like this.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:22 pm

Hah I’ve filled out this chart before

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon May 01, 2023 3:36 pm

i love those dumps you take where you just feel really good afterward. not just your gut or your butt, but your entire being. your soul is lighter and sees clearer. you're floating somewhere in the heavens.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon May 01, 2023 4:09 pm

I spiked my coffee with Miralax this morning. Time to get shit done.

Red Mosquito

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