The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 11:13 am

massive pile

so much it formed a pyramid protruding a few inches from the water

still feels like more left

can’t wait for my bran cereal to arrive

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 02, 2023 11:57 am

Delivered two massive dumps this AM, separated by only a few minutes. Both wiping sessions took way too long, but I am feeling nicely cleared out so worth every minute.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:04 pm

96583UP wrote:massive pile

so much it formed a pyramid protruding a few inches from the water

still feels like more left

can’t wait for my bran cereal to arrive

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:05 pm

Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:16 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:17 pm

spike wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.
It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

It's usually the highlight of my day.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 02, 2023 2:48 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
spike wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.
It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.
It's usually the highlight of my day.

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 02, 2023 3:49 pm

Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 02, 2023 3:52 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

Like a number 4?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 02, 2023 3:57 pm

Coach wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
spike wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.
It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.
It's usually the highlight of my day.

Just sitting down for my daily customer dump. This is a house I've been to before.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 02, 2023 4:04 pm

3 average ones since 4am

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 02, 2023 5:39 pm

A rare, small, third deposit late this morning.

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 02, 2023 6:04 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.
Like a number 4?

Yeah but a lot more pronounced.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 02, 2023 6:14 pm

Big poop news here locally:

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue May 02, 2023 6:45 pm

I mean, anything small enough is technically flushable. But that doesn’t mean it should be flushed. It’s like those toilets at Home Depot that say they can flush a bucket of golf balls. They’re working within a marketing loophole.

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 8:38 pm

this is a valid point

once as a child i attempted to flush a half eaten apple

suffice it to say, it did not make it all the way down

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Wed May 03, 2023 5:33 pm

A couple are fairly routine deposits this AM.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Wed May 03, 2023 5:33 pm

Might go hang out in the men's room later and see if I can relay any good stories for you guys from there. Stay tuned.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed May 03, 2023 5:36 pm

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Wed May 03, 2023 5:40 pm

It is uncomfortable work, but is has to get done.

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