The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Tomorrow let’s all see how close we can get to crapping ourselves without actually crapping ourselves
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tomorrow let’s all see how close we can get to crapping ourselves without actually crapping ourselves
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Unleashed about a bucket of gouache today
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my wife was out for a mani/pedi while I was talking with my therapist..she came home and we both had a drink and then I had a good poop
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Let me know if anyone yells out Happy Cinco de Mayo while poop exits body today!
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One medium log, a bunch of smaller ones that took some effort...but surprisingly minimal wiping.
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couple mega dumps this morning

first one was just a dense pile so thick the initial flush failed needed a second
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Had Culver’s for lunch earlier. Leaving the grocery store twenty minutes ago, my farts smelled just like battered shrimp. Cranking out what’s up there now. Returning them to the sea.
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spike wrote:Had Culver’s for lunch earlier. Leaving the grocery store twenty minutes ago, my farts smelled just like battered shrimp. Cranking out what’s up there now. Returning them to the sea.
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Just had a nice log followed by a small one. Sat there for another minute and had an almost diarrhea-esque feel come over. A few more small logs came out, but no ‘rhea even though the feeling persisted. Wiping wasn’t too bad. My stomach still feels weird though
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My three year old just produced a log so mighty it left my wife speechless.
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sometimes they hold them in forever and they compound into a megalodon-sized feces
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Yeah she hasn’t pooped for a couple days, and she eats a ton.
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That’s precious
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One above average, normal looking log that came out easily. But the wipe was really messy, and now my butt is rubbed raw.
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today's offering was so massive it curled in on itself. i needed this after not going Friday or Saturday, and having a mediocre one yesterday.
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dad wrote:today's offering was so massive it curled in on itself. i needed this after not going Friday or Saturday, and having a mediocre one yesterday.
Those are always nice after a dry spell
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I don't think I've ever had a day in my life where I haven't pooped. Am I weird or are you guys weird?
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sounds like you're just a regular dude.
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You are the weird one.
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