The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon May 08, 2023 4:50 pm

Three times this morning. Could’ve and should’ve been handled in one.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon May 08, 2023 6:54 pm

spike wrote:Three times this morning. Could’ve and should’ve been handled in one.

Fourth poop of the day and it’s not even 2pm. This one more productive at least.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 08, 2023 8:30 pm

i had a couple mid-grade craps today

not bad not great

but more good than bad

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 09, 2023 2:34 am

*Gary Payton II has entered the chat*

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 09, 2023 2:45 am

I do love me some Gary Payton weed smoke in my face

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 09, 2023 12:52 pm

Two early AM dumps and actually feel like I still have some to go. Way too many wipes with each. Maybe a little too moist, but I don't want to say it was a loose stool.

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 09, 2023 1:23 pm

three poops already

purging the evening food fest

first was a pile of logs

next two mix of consistencies

feeling light and relieved now

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 09, 2023 1:25 pm

Coach wrote:Two early AM dumps and actually feel like I still have some to go. Way too many wipes with each. Maybe a little too moist, but I don't want to say it was a loose stool.

Poop Update: They say the third time's a charm and that, indeed, was the case, as my third shit from the AM completely cleared me out. It was a stool on the looser side and kinda coiled up nicely in the toilet. I feel good.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:07 pm

I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:10 pm

spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

oh man, are you in for a treat...

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:10 pm

dad wrote:
spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.
oh man, are you in for a treat...

I’m kind of looking forward to the clean out, but not like this.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:13 pm

spike wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.
oh man, are you in for a treat...
I’m kind of looking forward to the clean out, but not like this.

oh boy..get ready

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:21 pm

do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:32 pm

man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 09, 2023 7:34 pm

dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 09, 2023 9:56 pm

doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 9:58 pm

spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under
My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

what kind of gastroenterologist are you going to bro?

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 10:04 pm

hey, if you want to be awake when the scope goes in your butt, i'm not here to judge.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 09, 2023 10:18 pm

spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under
My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

you have choices between being knocked out and more relaxed / stoned. I am adamant about staying awake so I am going for the slow relaxing meds. I let my girlfriend stick her finger up my ass when I fuck her and I like to stay awake for that, too.

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 09, 2023 10:23 pm

on second thought, maybe go with the relaxed fit, and try your best to take notes of the procedure, and we'll see how coherent you were through it.

i recommend a yellow legal pad and a no. 2 pencil.

Red Mosquito

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