The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu May 11, 2023 3:41 pm

In the waiting room with my still virgin anus.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu May 11, 2023 3:59 pm

I hope you get to experience the farting room with all the others that are having it done today

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu May 11, 2023 4:05 pm

bro, wut

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu May 11, 2023 4:10 pm

when I had mine done you were put in a room with others as you slowly woke up..the nurses would check on you and roll you on your side and push your stomach to release gas...I woke up to a lot of people farting...it was great

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 4:56 pm

Spike is not being put to sleep so I am watching this carefully, as I don't want to be knocked out either.

I suppose he will still fart but will probably just laugh about it.

Is there anyway he can do a FB livestream of this today?

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:08 pm

i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:19 pm

I don't want you guys to worry, but I've had a very unusual poop day.

I just took my fourth dump of the day at 1:20 pm and it was huge. I feel very emptied out and great. My anus feels really good right now. It's rare for me to even poop more than twice a day, but today is different.

A few reasons why:

1. I am on predinsone for a few days. I wonder if this steroid can increase shitting? I know it's causing me to hold onto some water, which is why I am not weighing into the weight loss thread today.

2. I am working from home today, which is unusual. Maybe I just feel a little more comfortable here? I pride myself on being able to shit anywhere, but nothing beats my master bathroom, which is connected to my bedroom. I live alone so left that door wide open for my fourth session. Felt great.

3. I'm eating a lot of berries (blueberries, raspberries) so that could be it too. Man, raspberries is kinda hard to spell.

Thank you,
Your Coach

P.S. I love Pearl Jam.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:22 pm

What's your toilet paper situation?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:30 pm

JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?

Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:32 pm

Coach wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?
Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.

Wow, sounds like you have a very resilient pooper

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:33 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
Coach wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:What's your toilet paper situation?
Today I am just going old school TP, no wet wipes, just Angle Soft. I'm in and out after about six wipes.
Wow, sounds like you have a very resilient pooper

I have four bathrooms in my house, which is odd because I only have three bedrooms. So, I like to hop around between a couple toilets.

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:34 pm

dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...

I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care. Drowsy and spaced out at the moment, but in a good way. Wife’s picking me up soon.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:35 pm

spike wrote:
dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...
I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.

Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:38 pm

Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...
I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.
Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?

No cancer, but full analyzation takes a week. They had a to remove one pollyp.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:39 pm

spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:i don't know...i gotta believe they're knocking him out for it. it's about a twenty minute deal, but still...
I was awake the whole time but it felt like it was over in five minutes. I knew they were back there but didn’t care.
Let us know what drugs they give you, as I want the same thing, man.

Also, do you have cancer?
No cancer, but full analyzation takes a week. They had a to remove one pollyp.

Excellent!

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:41 pm

Glad you're healthy spike. Enjoy being high.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:46 pm

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:52 pm

Anytime an RMer earns his wings (i.e. colonoscopy) it's like a super bowl day for all of us. This is great news. As long as the full week's worth of analysis does not reveal cancer.

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu May 11, 2023 5:52 pm

These saltines are amazing.

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu May 11, 2023 6:04 pm

you made it. congrats, bub

Red Mosquito

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