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I wanna fill you up (with my jizz)

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I really love ‘I will (fart on your cock)’ but the b-side to that single rarely gets the respect it deserves. Here we can focus on it exclusively, free from the judgmental gaze of the cock-farters
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Higgs wrote:This thread title cracks me up. I am a child it seems. :lol:
game recognize game
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Jorge wrote:I won't let this happen to my children
you will never disrespecto this art
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Re: I NEED THE DICK

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give him to me
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Re: I wanna fill you up (with my jizz)

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everyone loves this song
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Re: I will (fart on your cock)

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these cocks need a fartin' on
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Re: I Wanna Gay Your Cock Up

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a lotta cocks need gaying up tonight
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Re: Es Necesita En Mi Pantalones

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en su boca
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Re: I wanna fill you up (with my jizz)

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It’s a banger.
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Re: I will (fart on your cock)

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c'mon fellas, these cocks aren't going to fart on themselves.
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if you can fart on your own cock, please let us know at your earliest convenience.
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this would be the breakthrough the Fission people have been waiting for
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feeling extra gassy tonight.
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Re: I will (fart on your cock)

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oh man if i only had a cock i would give it to you ASAP
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Re: I wanna fill you up (with my jizz)

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i see what you did there

and

my position is unchanged
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what is your current position?
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Re: I wanna fill you up (with my jizz)

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see thread title
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Re: I Wanna Gay Your Cock Up

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yep
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Re: I NEED THE DICK

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mm hmm <nods>
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Re: I NEED THE DICK

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don’t need that dick
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