The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri May 12, 2023 3:35 pm

JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.

Haha wtf

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 12, 2023 3:36 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.
Haha wtf

!!!!!!!!!

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 12, 2023 4:00 pm

got up at 5:11 this morning to poop..went back to bed and pooped again at 8am..both ghost wipes..as ive said before those are nice but also freak me out a bit

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri May 12, 2023 4:03 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:We need to get Ruddock in here. Something tells me he's an accomplished dumper.
Haha wtf

Well, are you?

Post by **96583UP** » Fri May 12, 2023 4:09 pm

welcome Ruddo

now tell us about your poop

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 12, 2023 4:13 pm

yeah..did you ever have to burn poop while protecting our country? that doesn't look fun

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:19 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

Where are the Ruddocks of yesteryear?

Also I'm currently pooping.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:21 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

Where are the Ruddocks of yesteryear?

Also I'm currently pooping.

in someone else's house?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:22 pm

Oh yes. It's nice and cool in here. They must have their AC going already.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:23 pm

do you bring your own toiler paper or you trust that your clients have good stuff?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:26 pm

I trust our clientele to have good toilet paper. I've had coworkers who travel with toilet paper in case they need to shit in the woods, but I don't do that.

Worst case scenario I'll drive to a store.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:28 pm

Makes sense, I've had to dump out in some random restaurants at times.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:28 pm

anytime I travel somewhere I bring a roll of my brand

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 12, 2023 5:35 pm

Two of the top three threads on this pearl jam message board RN are a bunch of middle-aged dudes talking potty talk.

This was the vision Green Habit and team had all along.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri May 12, 2023 6:30 pm

Poop this morning was awful. Mid-poop i hear the trash truck turn on to our street and i realized i forgot to take out the can. So i hastily clenched, wiped, and ran out to take the can out. Came back in and couldn’t poop any more but the troublemaker is still in there, i can feel it

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri May 12, 2023 6:50 pm

thank you for sharing, and sorry to hear about that. hope it exits soon.

welcome home.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Fri May 12, 2023 6:51 pm

Sorry to hear that ruddo. It's never pleasant to have to cut a poop short.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri May 12, 2023 8:17 pm

Two phenomenal movements today

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 12, 2023 8:43 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Poop this morning was awful. Mid-poop i hear the trash truck turn on to our street and i realized i forgot to take out the can. So i hastily clenched, wiped, and ran out to take the can out. Came back in and couldn’t poop any more but the troublemaker is still in there, i can feel it

First, thanks for sharing. We are here for you and appreciate hearing your story.

I hate when I miss trash day. The trash piles up. Gross. You made the right call.

It's now the weekend, so just relax and try not to think about it. If you drink coffee or booze have some of that. Maybe a cigarette and nature will take its course.

Thanks so much again for sharing.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri May 12, 2023 8:45 pm

My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo

Red Mosquito

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