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I don't generate a ton of trash, so I can comfortably skip a week here and there.
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bodysnatcher wrote:My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo
I love LuLu. Wearing a polo I got there tonight. :heartbeat:
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bodysnatcher wrote:My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo

What number is that?
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I think next we should reach out to RMer Stip.

It would be interesting to hear about his bowel movements, but I am afraid of PMing him because he's a mod and he might get pissed.

Do you think he would share?
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JuanHamm wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo

What number is that?
Both of them! Best poop day I’ve had in a while.
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Coach wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo
I love LuLu. Wearing a polo I got there tonight. :heartbeat:
I don’t own any of their clothing or tried it
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bodysnatcher wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:My poop today looked like the Lululemon logo

What number is that?
Both of them! Best poop day I’ve had in a while.
:bammer: :bammer:
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Poop this morning was awful. Mid-poop i hear the trash truck turn on to our street and i realized i forgot to take out the can. So i hastily clenched, wiped, and ran out to take the can out. Came back in and couldn’t poop any more but the troublemaker is still in there, i can feel it
What a fantastic reentry into this thread. Bravo.
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Coach wrote:I think next we should reach out to RMer Stip.

It would be interesting to hear about his bowel movements, but I am afraid of PMing him because he's a mod and he might get pissed.

Do you think he would share?
Are we ready for a 10000 word post describing a BM?
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I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
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spike wrote:I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
I’m probably pushing up close to my first checkup. Plus a family history of them. What age did you have your first check?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
I’m probably pushing up close to my first checkup. Plus a family history of them. What age did you have your first check?
45
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spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
I’m probably pushing up close to my first checkup. Plus a family history of them. What age did you have your first check?
45
that’s when I’m planning my first test. Don’t even know how to go about it, I just got a primary care physician like a year ago
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
I’m probably pushing up close to my first checkup. Plus a family history of them. What age did you have your first check?
45
that’s when I’m planning my first test. Don’t even know how to go about it, I just got a primary care physician like a year ago
schedule an annual checkup, then mention it if they don't. they'll ask about your relevant family history, then give you a referral if they deem it's time.
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just imagining all the projected shade from verb if he were still here right now
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fuck man

glad you’re ok
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interesting dump this morning

came out in pieces but the color and consistency was there for a winner

knockin on the door
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:I think next we should reach out to RMer Stip.

It would be interesting to hear about his bowel movements, but I am afraid of PMing him because he's a mod and he might get pissed.

Do you think he would share?
Are we ready for a 10000 word post describing a BM?
:D fuck it, I'll reach out to him I need those words in my life
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spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:I had one small polyp removed, that could’ve become cancerous if not attended to. Get those butts checked when it’s time, pals.
I’m probably pushing up close to my first checkup. Plus a family history of them. What age did you have your first check?
45
that’s when I’m planning my first test. Don’t even know how to go about it, I just got a primary care physician like a year ago
schedule an annual checkup, then mention it if they don't. they'll ask about your relevant family history, then give you a referral if they deem it's time.
That's scary, glad they removed that shit.
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:I think next we should reach out to RMer Stip.

It would be interesting to hear about his bowel movements, but I am afraid of PMing him because he's a mod and he might get pissed.

Do you think he would share?
Are we ready for a 10000 word post describing a BM?

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