The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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2nd poop

an odd lot

thin log, couple tater-tots, a lot of heat prob from the late night pizza and beers

feel like there’s prob more to come
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I sent Stip a really nice invite to share about his bowel movements here. Let's see what happens. :peace:
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I hate it when you need to poop but you're busy so you have to hold it in and then later when you're sitting down ready to go, you don't have to go anymore. It's like where did it go. Why won't it come out
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Jorge wrote:I hate it when you need to poop but you're busy so you have to hold it in and then later when you're sitting down ready to go, you don't have to go anymore. It's like where did it go. Why won't it come out
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4th poop

unexpected

but i did have some of the high fiber cereal

maybe it’s already rattling cages in there
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2 so far..about to go out to buy fresh sourdough bread and devour some oysters...number 3 probably happening shortly after
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They said I probably won’t poop for a day or two after my procedure since I was cleaned out. Well so much for that… pooped yesterday and finishing up my third trip of the day now.
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almost didn't make it home in time...10 miles out I knew I was trouble but it all worked out..those oysters kicked in faster than normal
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It’s very late in the day for me to be pooping, but I’ll take. The last few weekends I’ve gone without going at all.
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A bit backed up.
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I kinda stumbled out of the blocks this morning with three poops separated by only 10 minutes or so. Clearly, I had trouble getting everything out of me. Went to the gym to see if that would further shake things up but no action.
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Another rare fourth poop today around 1ish.
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One girthy log, but couldn’t tell how long it was as part disappeared. Pretty easy wipe so I’m satisfied
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One girthy log, but couldn’t tell how long it was as part disappeared. Pretty easy wipe so I’m satisfied
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congrats, lenny

you tell that turd who's boss
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One girthy log, but couldn’t tell how long it was as part disappeared. Pretty easy wipe so I’m satisfied
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took 2 sips of todays gin and tonic and had poop number 3 just now
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BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.
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good to see that poop is finally finding its way into being an acceptable part of professional sport

we have had to live in hiding for too long

but lo

we have been hiding in plain sight

and our time has come
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