The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[JuanHamm]

Rat's off to you, dad

[96583UP]

thought this belonged in here

BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.

Excellent!

Whilst I fully appreciate this anecdote and agree it is a solid addition to this thread, may I request that we don't post any NBA spoilers of any sort outside of the NBA thread until at least 12 hours after gametime? Play-offs are serious business at my house while Boston are still alive.

Fam had a media blackout today (game was 330am our time) and all sat down at 430 this arvo to watch together.

Like I said, serious business.

Of course, let's go Celts!

fuck man, so sorry. didn't mean to spoil the outcome

Spoiler: show

I wanna gay your cock up

[96583UP]

took a magnificent crap this morning. the kind where our own doug rr said you feel like a new person afterward.

10/10 exit, minimal paperwork, girthy af.

i feel strong right now, like i can push a Plymouth Duster uphill.

this wasn't quite bottom-paged but was close and it deserves visibility

[dad]

took a magnificent crap this morning. the kind where our own doug rr said you feel like a new person afterward.

10/10 exit, minimal paperwork, girthy af.

i feel strong right now, like i can push a Plymouth Duster uphill.

congrats, dad

what a wonderful day

Rat's off to you, dad

[Coach]

After an up-and-down AM, I've settled down nicely this afternoon. Zero activity to report, and, dare I say I feel a little lighter even. All around, a tough Monday though.

[dad]

good deal, Coach.

let's look to a strong start tomorrow.

[Coach]

I've ate and drank well today, so I'm hoping to shed this recent water weight and become regular again. The workout tonight will help, too.

[Coach]

As you get older, you just can't put your body through hell like you could in your 20s.

[Coach]

The poop doesn't lie and reveals all your sins.

[dad]

As you get older, you just can't put your body through hell like you could in your 20s.

which is why i'm a big believer in drinking water throughout the day. it's surprising how much it helps.

[spike]

took a magnificent crap this morning. the kind where our own doug rr said you feel like a new person afterward.

10/10 exit, minimal paperwork, girthy af.

i feel strong right now, like i can push a Plymouth Duster uphill.

this wasn't quite bottom-paged but was close and it deserves visibility

it's always a little extra special when dad has a good crap

[Coach]

As you get older, you just can't put your body through hell like you could in your 20s.

which is why i'm a big believer in drinking water throughout the day. it's surprising how much it helps.

Indeed, it's good for weight loss, skin health, your heart, other organs, etc. Filling up now, dad.

[spike]

As you get older, you just can't put your body through hell like you could in your 20s.

which is why i'm a big believer in drinking water throughout the day. it's surprising how much it helps.

Indeed, it's good for weight loss, skin health, your heart, other organs, etc. Filling up now, dad.

They say the body is 90% water, so I don’t see why I have to drink it much.

[96583UP]

just ate two hotdogs and a bowl of high fiber cereal in immediate succession

interested to see what poop combination they make tomorrow

[lennytheweedwhacker]

No poo today ugh

[doug rr]

are you holding it in for someone special?

[Higgs]

thought this belonged in here

BOSTON -- As Jayson Tatum connected on another 3-pointer midway through a third quarter on Sunday -- en route to outscoring the Philadelphia 76ers in the period by himself -- he turned to a raucous Boston crowd and let out a cathartic yell.

"This is my s---" he said.

Excellent!

Whilst I fully appreciate this anecdote and agree it is a solid addition to this thread, may I request that we don't post any NBA spoilers of any sort outside of the NBA thread until at least 12 hours after gametime? Play-offs are serious business at my house while Boston are still alive.

Fam had a media blackout today (game was 330am our time) and all sat down at 430 this arvo to watch together.

Like I said, serious business.

Of course, let's go Celts!

fuck man, so sorry. didn't mean to spoil the outcome

Spoiler: show

I wanna gay your cock up

Oh no sweat - you didn't spoil anything. I hadn't been in the thread until after watching the game anyway, it just scared me when I saw "what could have been".

Spoiler: show

I've gone all blushy and stuff. Why is my belly all a-tingle?

Oh wait - I've gotta go shit, that's what it is.

[Higgs]

As you get older, you just can't put your body through hell like you could in your 20s.

which is why i'm a big believer in drinking water throughout the day. it's surprising how much it helps.

Indeed, it's good for weight loss, skin health, your heart, other organs, etc. Filling up now, dad.

They say the body is 90% water, so I don’t see why I have to drink it much.

I too ride this train. I drink far too little water, I'm sure.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

are you holding it in for someone special?

Uh

[96583UP]

3 cups of coffee and onto the 2nd poop already

first was a bunch of broken lincoln logs

second like a hybrid pile. wonder if this is some of the bran cereal effect

good dark color on both

need to get a salad today