The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 11:27 am

Just a little deposit this morning, but only three wipes needed and all looked good. Having some iced espresso, so probably more to come.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 16, 2023 11:38 am

Good poop today after a mixed bag yesterday. Maybe I should add a little coffee to my morning routine.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 11:41 am

Sure enough the espresso triggered another solid movement. 3-4 wipes. All clean and taking a shower, then into the office. This means that I probably won't poo at work, but I'll be drinking a lot of water so please stay tuned into the pee thread for more updates and stories from the men's room at work.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 11:42 am

JuanHamm wrote:Good poop today after a mixed bag yesterday. Maybe I should add a little coffee to my morning routine.

It wakes you up and clears ya out. I buy the big, cold Starbucks unsweetened black espresso at the supermarket. Add a little milk and sugar to it over ice and it's nice.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 16, 2023 12:41 pm

2 decent ones before 6am

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue May 16, 2023 12:44 pm

Just dropped a massive log, then a few tiny ones

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 12:55 pm

Great work, Lenny.

I know that things have been a little off for you lately in this department.

You are back on track. Maybe try to build off this positive momentum?

Envision you taking a dump on your terms with little wiping or drama needed.

You got this shit.

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 16, 2023 1:04 pm

Wiping sucked a**. My stomach feels a little upset now. Strange.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 1:11 pm

ugh, lenny, I hate hearing about bad wiping experiences. Drink some more water.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 16, 2023 2:04 pm

Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Tue May 16, 2023 2:14 pm

spike wrote:Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!

I was an HOA president once for a year...worst year of my life

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 16, 2023 2:24 pm

Coach wrote:ugh, lenny, I hate hearing about bad wiping experiences. Drink some more water.

I pretty much accept bad wipes. It’s always been an issue.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue May 16, 2023 2:34 pm

doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:Had to cut my morning meditation short to let some workers into the building. I gotta get off this HOA board!
I was an HOA president once for a year...worst year of my life

How big was the building?

Ours isn’t a ton of work or stress, but it’s only a three person board after our president sold his place and moved to Michigan (he also handled like 90% of the work). I’ve kind of become the de facto president because our VP is useless and our treasurer is 80 years old and limited. I actually might’ve recruited my neighbor to rejoin the board next time we have an election. Just need another person who can coordinate things and let workers in etc. We’re only here half the time.

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 16, 2023 4:53 pm

i just dropped a big building in the toilet.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Tue May 16, 2023 5:02 pm

dad is on a roll

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Tue May 16, 2023 11:16 pm

I have shit pure liquid since 1130pm last night.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed May 17, 2023 1:01 am

not good, peeps.

hope things are okay, and you're staying hydrated...and that's not schtick.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed May 17, 2023 1:05 am

was taking a shower just now and actually found a dingleberry in there

was still white

but surprising

did not recall having bad wipes today

maybe bc office tp is so thin it accumulated

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed May 17, 2023 1:33 am

96583UP wrote:was taking a shower just now and actually found a dingleberry in there

was still white

but surprising

did not recall having bad wipes today

maybe bc office tp is so thin it accumulated

You need to use conditioner on your crack hair bro. It’s too wiry.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Wed May 17, 2023 3:29 am

Spike with the real life pro poop tips right there!

You were walking around with that all day numbers? Man, that's no good.

Red Mosquito

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