The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Or shave the ass hair
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Good dump out this AM, minimal wiping.
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Same
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Same for me too. Nice work everyone.
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345 am poop today...back to bed at 5 after watching some tv..up at 7 and pooped again
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once while the housekeeper was here.
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Awks.
Free boops today.
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Had a second one late AM; a little one that was a tad messy, but nothing too crazy.
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dropped a huge load this morning

didn’t have time to post about it

was full of girth and fiber and power

felt great
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Higgs wrote:Spike with the real life pro poop tips right there!

You were walking around with that all day numbers? Man, that's no good.
yeah and a bike ride too

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wease wrote:Or shave the ass hair
i do!

if/when i have chase encounters with random men, i want them to toss a clean salad

guess it’s time for a manscape refresh
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but maybe some like croutons
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While watching The Blacklist last night we saw an advertisement for a man pubic hair trimmer from Gillette. That was after seeing a lady’s pubic hair razor commercial. I thought they were getting very specific and bold with the advertising.
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96583UP wrote:dropped a huge load this morning

didn’t have time to post about it

was full of girth and fiber and power

felt great
beautiful.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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96583UP wrote:
wease wrote:Or shave the ass hair
i do!

if/when i have chase encounters with random men, i want them to toss a clean salad

guess it’s time for a manscape refresh
I feel like ever since my colonoscopy, wiping has been smoother. It leaves me wondering if they did some manscaping back there while I was under.
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wease wrote:While watching The Blacklist last night we saw an advertisement for a man pubic hair trimmer from Gillette. That was after seeing a lady’s pubic hair razor commercial. I thought they were getting very specific and bold with the advertising.
I’ve noticed these ads as well. We’ve definitely rounded some corner as a society.
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I've been talking poop in the pee thread and now pee in the poop thread. :shake:
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:
wease wrote:Or shave the ass hair
i do!

if/when i have chase encounters with random men, i want them to toss a clean salad

guess it’s time for a manscape refresh
I feel like ever since my colonoscopy, wiping has been smoother. It leaves me wondering if they did some manscaping back there while I was under.
would have been the smart medical move probably
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dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:dropped a huge load this morning

didn’t have time to post about it

was full of girth and fiber and power

felt great
beautiful.
had a mad dash to dump about an hour ago, unusual to afternoon dump

was bracing for diarrhea but it was more girthy feec

just fucking blasting it out
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96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:dropped a huge load this morning

didn’t have time to post about it

was full of girth and fiber and power

felt great
beautiful.
had a mad dash to dump about an hour ago, unusual to afternoon dump

was bracing for diarrhea but it was more girthy feec

just fucking blasting it out
hell yeah, blast that shit into the sun.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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