The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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You guys are dump magnets
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Even though I'm about 2-3 pounds heavier than I like, these two dumps really cleared me out and my pants are fitting nicely today.dad wrote:great work, Coach!Coach wrote:oh wow, that coffee did the trick. a second massive dump.
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Lenny, I just know someday your sh*t will come in.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Lenny has some very consistent moments, but then has a hiccup or two. I still think he's on a positive trajectory. He just needs to work harder and keep posting.
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Most lately have been on the smaller side. I think my fiber intake has been on the lower side, though I haven’t been monitoring it.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I felt a third late AM poop coming on but then someone started talking to me at work and the moment past. I'll wait for my lunch break.
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only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
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I felt signs of a second, and planned to handle it before taking a late morning shower, but I got sidetracked in the kitchen then hit the shower as the urge passed.Coach wrote:I felt a third late AM poop coming on but then someone started talking to me at work and the moment past. I'll wait for my lunch break.
It still looms.
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If you don’t poop before the border, are you required to declare it?doug rr wrote:only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
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I don't think so..I am bringing a bit of alcohol and a box of 1989 football cards..but I won't tell themspike wrote:If you don’t poop before the border, are you required to declare it?doug rr wrote:only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
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tree just posted in another thread that he pooped and peed at the same time today
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dropped one in the afternoon, odd timing, but was a mega load with a heavy funk odor at first but finished quiet
was very rewarding
just enough beef scent to pique interest but not to linger and offend
was very rewarding
just enough beef scent to pique interest but not to linger and offend
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*doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pinch in too
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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no. but we do pee out of our butts.Jorge wrote:Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
....that's why we sit to do it
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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He's a disgusting little pigCoach wrote:tree just posted in another thread that he pooped and peed at the same time today
Nihilist lives don't matter
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That's why the British call women 'birds'knee tunes wrote:no. but we do pee out of our butts.Jorge wrote:Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
....that's why we sit to do it
Nihilist lives don't matter
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Second day in a row eating Mexican, yet haven't pooped since Thursday. And it was a small one.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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That's why women call their birds "birds"JuanHamm wrote:That's why the British call women 'birds'knee tunes wrote:no. but we do pee out of our butts.Jorge wrote:Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
....that's why we sit to do it
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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Massive amount be this morning. All the shame and pain from yesterday’s hangover expunged.
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haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity