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dad wrote:haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.
Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.
Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.
I don’t, but I also just pooped. A lot came out , but it doesn’t feel satisfying.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.
Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.
I don’t, but I also just pooped. A lot came out , but it doesn’t feel satisfying.
Well, hopefully that's a start.
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24 inch + solid log smooth slightly green color

must be last night’s osso buco and paccheri finally coming out

longest poop of the year

and maybe last year too

so unexpected
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That’s a massive log wow. Must’ve felt amazing coming out.
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96583UP wrote:24 inch + solid log smooth slightly green color
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Two logs this morning. One very small, the other looked mediocre but had mostly disappeared in the drain.
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Well maybe one of mine was a beast because I noticed my toilet wasn’t flushing well, so I had to plunge.
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I did not eat or drink all that well this weekend, so it's been a complete mess of constant diarrhea. I feel a little embarrassed.
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Update: Everything seems to be out of me now. I had an energy bar and feel a little less bloated now.
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Between two houses, we have one bathroom that has a window. I assumed this window did not have screen, as I always have one extra when I put them in for the summer and it’s busted to hell. So I was delighted to discover just now that it does indeed have a screen, which means I now have excellent ventilation for the big drops.
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dropped a monolith in the can this morning. the chile relleno i had on Friday night, of which there were leftovers i finished yesterday, was the driving force.

i'd also like to thank the two cups of coffee, our squatty potty, and the comforts of my soft tp.
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You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.
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:lol:
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spike wrote:You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.
i can't believe i didn't mention all the support i have hear on RM.

thanks, team!
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dad wrote:
spike wrote:You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.
i can't believe i didn't mention all the support i have hear on RM.

thanks, team!
Yes, but your day to day handlers deserve special mention. Our poops are only as strong as those we surround ourselves with.
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weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up
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96583UP wrote:weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up
damn, that’s some journey.

it’s probably the beers.

no judgment.

I believe you’ll shit solid gold in no time.
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96583UP wrote:weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up
You need to drink IPAs. Huge AM dumps within ten minutes of being upright out of bed.
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96583UP wrote:weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up
alcohol - through my recent google search - can cause this, so yeah it's the beer.

I'm back to normal today, two small nice logs and cleared out. Not a shocker, but I ate and drank healthy the last 24 hours, hence my regular bowel movements today.
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