The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.

Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.

[dad]

haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.

Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.

I don’t, but I also just pooped. A lot came out , but it doesn’t feel satisfying.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.

Do you feel backed up?

Weirdly I don't, but I know this isn't normal.

I don’t, but I also just pooped. A lot came out , but it doesn’t feel satisfying.

Well, hopefully that's a start.

[96583UP]

24 inch + solid log smooth slightly green color

must be last night’s osso buco and paccheri finally coming out

longest poop of the year

and maybe last year too

so unexpected

[spike]

That’s a massive log wow. Must’ve felt amazing coming out.

[Ello Sailor]

24 inch + solid log smooth slightly green color

Can anyone help me uninstall the internet?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Two logs this morning. One very small, the other looked mediocre but had mostly disappeared in the drain.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Well maybe one of mine was a beast because I noticed my toilet wasn’t flushing well, so I had to plunge.

[Coach]

I did not eat or drink all that well this weekend, so it's been a complete mess of constant diarrhea. I feel a little embarrassed.

[Coach]

Update: Everything seems to be out of me now. I had an energy bar and feel a little less bloated now.

[spike]

Between two houses, we have one bathroom that has a window. I assumed this window did not have screen, as I always have one extra when I put them in for the summer and it’s busted to hell. So I was delighted to discover just now that it does indeed have a screen, which means I now have excellent ventilation for the big drops.

[dad]

dropped a monolith in the can this morning. the chile relleno i had on Friday night, of which there were leftovers i finished yesterday, was the driving force.

i'd also like to thank the two cups of coffee, our squatty potty, and the comforts of my soft tp.

[spike]

You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.

[Coach]

[dad]

You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.

i can't believe i didn't mention all the support i have hear on RM.

thanks, team!

[spike]

You’ve put together a solid team behind you, dad.

i can't believe i didn't mention all the support i have hear on RM.

thanks, team!

Yes, but your day to day handlers deserve special mention. Our poops are only as strong as those we surround ourselves with.

[96583UP]

weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up

[dad]

weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up

damn, that’s some journey.

it’s probably the beers.

no judgment.

I believe you’ll shit solid gold in no time.

[spike]

weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up

You need to drink IPAs. Huge AM dumps within ten minutes of being upright out of bed.

[Coach]

weird poop day today

a couple big drops

then a weird diarrhea explosion mid/late day

then a lot of gas

then a tiny crap that felt like it was gonna be a huge crap

i had a lot of beers yesterday so that prob screwed everything up

alcohol - through my recent google search - can cause this, so yeah it's the beer.

I'm back to normal today, two small nice logs and cleared out. Not a shocker, but I ate and drank healthy the last 24 hours, hence my regular bowel movements today.