The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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another significant poop in the books. actually, it was in the toilet.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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hard to flush that bad boy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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This one went down easily. The wiping kinda sucked thodad wrote:hard to flush that bad boy?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.
I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets.
I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets.
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If it's been a quiet day for poop, don't forget about the pee thread, too.
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Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.
I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets.
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i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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It's possible my kiddo left some pee, but no logs hahaJuanHamm wrote:Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.
I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets.
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thanks everyone, for your well-wishes on my strange poop day yesterday
today was also strange but less so, but it was another mix of solid followed by explosives
but i had a lot of coffee and didnt eat til 2pm and it was salad and you don't make friends with salad
today was also strange but less so, but it was another mix of solid followed by explosives
but i had a lot of coffee and didnt eat til 2pm and it was salad and you don't make friends with salad
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Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I knew you’d understand.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?dad wrote:I knew you’d understand.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Yes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?dad wrote:I knew you’d understand.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.dad wrote:Yes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?dad wrote:I knew you’d understand.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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2 so far by 6am
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Hey doug.doug rr wrote:2 so far by 6am
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You leave logs for clients to discover don’t youJuanHamm wrote:Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.
I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets.
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Had a big breakfast and getting the incoming poop feeling. Let us pray.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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wtflennytheweedwhacker wrote:I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.dad wrote:Yes.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?dad wrote:I knew you’d understand.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.
they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity