The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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another significant poop in the books. actually, it was in the toilet.
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One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
hard to flush that bad boy?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:One large log also partially disappearing down the toilet
hard to flush that bad boy?
This one went down easily. The wiping kinda sucked tho
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I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.

I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets. :luv:
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If it's been a quiet day for poop, don't forget about the pee thread, too.
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Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.

I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets. :luv:
Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?
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i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
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JuanHamm wrote:
Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.

I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets. :luv:
Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?
It's possible my kiddo left some pee, but no logs haha
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thanks everyone, for your well-wishes on my strange poop day yesterday

today was also strange but less so, but it was another mix of solid followed by explosives

but i had a lot of coffee and didnt eat til 2pm and it was salad and you don't make friends with salad
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dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
Yes.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
Yes.
I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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2 so far by 6am
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doug rr wrote:2 so far by 6am
Hey doug.
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JuanHamm wrote:
Coach wrote:I have a cleaning lady who comes once a month. Today is the day for May.

I can't wait to poop later today or tomorrow on squeaky clean toilets. :luv:
Do you ever leave a log in the toilet for her to discover?
You leave logs for clients to discover don’t you
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Had a big breakfast and getting the incoming poop feeling. Let us pray.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
Yes.
I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.
wtf
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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