The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:05 pm

dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
Yes.
I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.
wtf

I ran out of butter once.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:12 pm

Coach wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:i've now gone three times today. i don't like it. i'm a one and done per day kind of person.

they've all been solid, but three times, and more wiping...no thanks.
Yeah I’m perfectly fine with just one.
I knew you’d understand.
What’s worse: wiping or realizing you’re out of oatmeal?
Yes.
I haven't been eating much lately, but I saw the other day that I am almost out.
wtf
I ran out of butter once.

wtf.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:14 pm

I ran out of toilet paper once

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:16 pm

things are getting out of hand, team.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:20 pm

oh, and i have pooped today.

just once. it was okay.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:22 pm

Strat wrote:
doug rr wrote:2 so far by 6am
Hey doug.

hey Brian

Post by **96583UP** » Wed May 24, 2023 2:44 pm

pooped earlier but didn’t see what it looked like

felt good though

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed May 24, 2023 3:41 pm

Current poop feels sloppy. We shall see.

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Wed May 24, 2023 4:39 pm

Ended up with one medium log and one smallish rock. The wiping sucked.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Wed May 24, 2023 4:40 pm

my 3rd one burned from the hot chilis in the enchiladas

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Wed May 24, 2023 5:48 pm

Two deposits into the toilet bank this AM. Second was a doozy. A big coiled snake-like specimen.

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed May 24, 2023 8:30 pm

just went for the second time today. that's two days in a row of going more than once.

it's gotta be the cayenne pepper i'm putting in my smoothies.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:50 pm

spike wrote:Current poop feels sloppy. We shall see.

Just wanted to circle back… this was decidedly not sloppy. Winning!

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Thu May 25, 2023 2:28 am

today I pooped a folded thick yellow loaf and it really stunk

I sprayed the glade cinnamon spray for fear I might get a sudden house visitor which would have been embarrassing if it happened but allass, it did not

.am I doing this right?

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Thu May 25, 2023 2:42 am

knee tunes wrote:today I pooped a folded thick yellow loaf and it really stunk

Post by **96583UP** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:45 am

omg lol

Post by **96583UP** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:45 am

eating the smart bran now feel the first of the day brewing

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:46 am

knee tunes wrote:today I pooped a folded thick yellow loaf and it really stunk

I sprayed the glade cinnamon spray for fear I might get a sudden house visitor which would have been embarrassing if it happened but allass, it did not

.am I doing this right?

I've always found that air freshener makes the problem worse

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Thu May 25, 2023 11:46 am

I did not poop this morning which is likely to be a problem. I'm working outside today and don't have access to a bathroom.

Post by **96583UP** » Thu May 25, 2023 12:03 pm

one time i took a massive shit at a house party which prob in retrospect was a norovirus and then i emptied a whole can of glade to try and cover up the smell

the dump occurred in a basement bathroom

i exited, someone walked in and almost puked from the smell, immediately skipped using the bathroom and came out angrily

over the course of the next half hour, the scent had consumed the basement and everyone went upstairs

then it made its way upstairs and everyone started making faces and sounds of disgust

people started leaving

literally started clearing out a house full of partiers

Red Mosquito

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