The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[spike]

one time i took a massive shit at a house party which prob in retrospect was a norovirus and then i emptied a whole can of glade to try and cover up the smell

the dump occurred in a basement bathroom

i exited, someone walked in and almost puked from the smell, immediately skipped using the bathroom and came out angrily

over the course of the next half hour, the scent had consumed the basement and everyone went upstairs

then it made its way upstairs and everyone started making faces and sounds of disgust

people started leaving

literally started clearing out a house full of partiers

I went to a dive bar a few years back, where someone had clearly just spewed in the men’s bathroom. The staff went over the top with the bleach; my sinuses were on fire and eyes watering after taking a piss in there. It was one of those small closet sized bathrooms.

[spike]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

You’re losing so much weight these days

[spike]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

You’re losing so much weight these days

I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

You’re losing so much weight these days

I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.

Model thin by Labour Day!

[spike]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

You’re losing so much weight these days

I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.

Model thin by Labour Day!

I’m not naive enough to expect daily massive craps.

[96583UP]

why so stinky u think

too much bone marrow

[spike]

why so stinky u think

too much bone marrow

I had a vast array of empanadas last night, so who knows.

Malbec beef, chicken curry, bacon & date, carmelized onion, etc. Probably a product of all those things joining forces.

[doug rr]

2x before 6am

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.

You’re losing so much weight these days

I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.

Model thin by Labour Day!

I’m not naive enough to expect daily massive craps.

Only in our dreams

[Coach]

Two deposits this AM.

Both required more wiping that I'd like.

Still, I feel pretty cleared out.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Slightly below medium log, followed by a small one. But weirdly almost no wiping.

[spike]

I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.

[spike]

I can’t believe I let our supply dwindle so. Need to refocus and reprioritize today.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Don’t let it get to you. Ain’t we all just human

[dad]

one decent poop today after missing yesterday.

[Coach]

I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.

Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.

My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.

[dad]

I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.

Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.

My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.

is she losing weight?

[Coach]

I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.

Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.

My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.

is she losing weight?

no, she just said that's how she is

[spike]

More monster dumps today, and I know there’s at least one more coming.