The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:07 pm

At this point, team, whatever threads moving forward that we decide to participate on are gold. We are essentially running this Board right now through poop, pea, weight loss.

I will research some more interesting archived threads and we can start pumping those up soon.

I am also ready for suggestions. We are up for the challenge.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:08 pm

Lost about 1.2% of my body weight today

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Fri May 26, 2023 6:08 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Lost about 1.2% of my body weight today

jelly

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Fri May 26, 2023 7:19 pm

Just dropped a large, cooking log followed by a rock and a few small ones. Although wiping was messy at first, it took care of everything pretty quickly.

Great poop day praying for more in the future

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri May 26, 2023 8:02 pm

poop number 4 just came to get me..just finished lunch and sitting on the couch and it was like a 98mph fastball up in the zone where your eyes get big
and you know you're going to crush it..I did

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri May 26, 2023 8:17 pm

great work, team.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri May 26, 2023 8:32 pm

When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…

Diarrhea!

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat May 27, 2023 7:23 am

First one of the day.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat May 27, 2023 11:59 am

have not pooped yet but already on coffee #3

need to shake this out before i go attempt to do stuff outdoors

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat May 27, 2023 12:35 pm

Now the second one.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat May 27, 2023 1:15 pm

Third day of substantial shits

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Sat May 27, 2023 1:33 pm

spike wrote:When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…

Diarrhea!

We need Strat to cover this.

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat May 27, 2023 3:36 pm

Number 3

Post by **96583UP** » Sat May 27, 2023 4:52 pm

had a regular poop finally in the morning

ceasar salad for lunch at a resto and like clockwork explosive diarrhea like 25 mins later

found an unsuspecting burrito place and befouled their bathroom

light wasnt working so i used my cell phone light

was a good purge

happy to plop by flashlight as needed

just gotta get the job done

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Sat May 27, 2023 5:49 pm

Farts are really stinky today. Hoping that leads to poo

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Sun May 28, 2023 5:21 pm

Was feeling the need, and took a bit of pushing to produce a medium log. Than shortly after a stone. I could feel more in there, but that it wasn’t quite ready. Waited a few minutes with some minor push, then a long log exited. Weird because it came out quickly and felt like a regular one. Sat another minute or two then a nice, coiled log made its presence known. Shortly followed by a small log.

The wiping was fairly limited, so A- poop day.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sun May 28, 2023 9:01 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Farts are really stinky today. Hoping that leads to poo

Post by **96583UP** » Sun May 28, 2023 9:15 pm

thought for a sec i might shit myself just now but it was a fart

fortunately wearing a swimming suit so would have been fine either way

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun May 28, 2023 9:28 pm

my tummy feels weird and has been making some strange noises. next squat could be interesting.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun May 28, 2023 11:04 pm

dropped a few farts with serious beef notes wonder if a monster fecee is brewing

Red Mosquito

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