The pee thread. (a thread, mostly, for tree_)

[Coach]

I crushed two pineapple Liquid IV’s yesterday.

Oh wow nice, did you go to like a place with IVs like a bar or hospital?

never mind, found on Amazon. That looks good

[Coach]

my goodness this water pill I took this AM is still working, so emptied out RN

[doug rr]

I got up around 5am and immediately cleaned around the toilet...I pee'd at 1am in the dark and missed my mark for the first second or two...all good now

[Coach]

If you need to use your dominant hand to gently assist with aim, please do so.

[JuanHamm]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

[Chris_H_2]

I got up around 5am and immediately cleaned around the toilet...I pee'd at 1am in the dark and missed my mark for the first second or two...all good now

this is why you need to pee sitting down during the night like larry david

[spike]

I got up around 5am and immediately cleaned around the toilet...I pee'd at 1am in the dark and missed my mark for the first second or two...all good now

this is why you need to pee sitting down during the night like larry david

And trag

[doug rr]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

[JuanHamm]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

[96583UP]

nice light yellow this AM. about 2 pints. felt great

[spike]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

[JuanHamm]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

[spike]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

You’re so weak.

[Coach]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

You’re so weak.

vaping weed sometimes gives me chest pains

[doug rr]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

You’re so weak.

I'm not paying you to smoke....I always have around 40-50 in my pocket and another 30 or so in the arm rest of the car

[spike]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

You’re so weak.

I'm not paying you to smoke....I always have around 40-50 in my pocket and another 30 or so in the arm rest of the car

Cigarettes???

[JuanHamm]

I'd be willing to move into your house and help out with your aim, doug. I only ask that you feed me, let me watch the whales, and give me a little walking around money.

what's your number for walking around money? and I might need to see some of your interior paint jobs

Let's say $50 a day.

That used to be my per diem, really hard to blow through for one person. Are you taking up smoking again?

I will if Doug wants me to

You’re so weak.

I'm not paying you to smoke....I always have around 40-50 in my pocket and another 30 or so in the arm rest of the car

I'll take it

[Coach]

Nice work, fellas. This has been a good day for the pee thread.

Keep us posted on this penis hand holding deal for cigs.

[Coach]

Would love to see the pee thread reach 10 pages by Friday. Go into the weekend with double digit pages will show that we are legit.

[Coach]

Let's talk urine.

How strong is your stream? What's your pee color? Do you sit or stand?

This is a safe place to discuss all things pee.

I went from dark yellow to almost clear today. Quite proud.