The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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up at 5am...had to poop..had a bite of last nights lasagna and then did the deed
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Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things
do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve
and keep being friends w salad too
but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three
and then you come back in here and share your joy
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This suckedlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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the (poop) trains are going to run on time in herespike wrote:Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things
do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve
and keep being friends w salad too
but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three
and then you come back in here and share your joy
no more Lenny victim stuff
take control of your poops by taking control of your gut health
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great poop right now as I’m typing this
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congrats on the probio!!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I ordered a probiotic are you happy with yourself96583UP wrote:why now don’t u bitchinglennytheweedwhacker wrote:Make me
I've looked at bran cereal in the grocery store before, but they all had too much added sugar.
we’re cookin now
for bran I got the Nature’s Path Organic Smart Bran
blueberries are a diuretic and are delicious. incorporate them
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It's rare when we reach 10 am and I haven't gone yet, but I had a doctor's appointment early this AM and had an appointment at the lab early for bloodwork, so yeah, a little shy right now, but had some more coffee and should be hopefully able to go soon.
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blueberries and bran, brolennytheweedwhacker wrote:This suckedlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.
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I can’t afford that roll tide96583UP wrote:blueberries and bran, brolennytheweedwhacker wrote:This suckedlennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Don’t push lenny too hard or he’ll retreat back into his shell and quit the board for a few months.96583UP wrote:the (poop) trains are going to run on time in herespike wrote:Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things
do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve
and keep being friends w salad too
but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three
and then you come back in here and share your joy
no more Lenny victim stuff
take control of your poops by taking control of your gut health
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Is the fuge still up and running?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Jameela Jamil has a podcast called Bad Dates, and supposedly, shitting one’s pants on a date is more common than you’d realize.
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Liarspike wrote:No.
Nihilist lives don't matter
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Took a nice solid dump with a couple healthy looking logs that required very minimal wiping. Really a clean process that I was grateful for!
Also emptied out my bladder, but for more on that, you will have to tune into the pee thread.
Also emptied out my bladder, but for more on that, you will have to tune into the pee thread.
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this is redundant everywhere north of the equator dougdoug rr wrote:counter clockwise low pressure fronts...come at mewease wrote:Meteorologist? Doug’s a meteorologist? Holy crow
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AgreedJuanHamm wrote:Liarspike wrote:No.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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happy to hearCoach wrote:Took a nice solid dump with a couple healthy looking logs that required very minimal wiping. Really a clean process that I was grateful for!
Also emptied out my bladder, but for more on that, you will have to tune into the pee thread.
i was concerned there for a moment
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Pretty sure I crapped out a melted Snickers bar today