All of 9UP's Overtly Sexual Threads Merged Into One

[96583UP]

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

[spike]

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

to get sweet head from chud?

[96583UP]

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

to get sweet head from chud?

and then it's straight off to latvia

Spoiler: show

[spike]

Who were the closeted ones?

[96583UP]

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[96583UP]

we will make men not walk right for days

[Higgs]

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

[96583UP]

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

[spike]

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

Really? I thought has was a boner.

[JuanHamm]

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

Really? I thought has was a boner.

Grow up, spike

[96583UP]

so disrespectful

to a man dedicated to public service

[LetMeSleep]

https://www.theguardian.com/science/202 ... -years-ago

Origins of masturbation traced back to primates 40m years ago
Behaviour predates humans by tens of millions of years but evolutionary purpose is less clear, scientists say

Evolutionary biologists have traced the origins of masturbation to ancient primates that predate the first humans by tens of millions of years.

The findings emerged from what scientists believe is the largest dataset ever compiled on the activity, and confirm that humans arose on a branch of the tree of life replete with self-pleasuring predecessors.

“What we can say is this behaviour was present around 40m years ago, in the common ancestor of all monkeys and apes,”

[spike]

Yeah no shit, monkeys/apes are always doing this at the zoo.

[96583UP]

those monkeys have the right idea

[spike]

I bet our ancient ancestors chucked their poop at each other too.

[LetMeSleep]

Class excursion when i was about 8 or 9 and a chimp was sticking his finger up his arse then slurping on it. Kept us kids entertained for a while.

[Jorge]

I am a geriatric nurse practitioner! ¡Quiero eyacular en la cara de un oranguntan!

[96583UP]

¿Con el consentimiento del orangután? ¿O estaba vestido como él quería?

[Jorge]

I am a geriatric nurse practitioner