The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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good feelin crap this morning to start the day

twin logs, good smoothness, solidity

a little short but came in pairs

color was a bit wanting

feels like more in there to come later
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Drinking coffee now hoping to take a dump before our 1230 flight
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woke up at 430 to poop...didnt go back to bed..nap day
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second dump, knew there was more

darker color, medley of shapes

feelin cleaned out now

ready for the day
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Third shit. I must have overeaten yesterday. Was presented with unexpected pizza. Always tough to say no. Medley of shapes. Need salad
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One decent log, a few small ones, one rock. Wiping meh.
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What do you put in your salads? Have you ever won friends with them?
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Play this: https://solitaired.com/wordhurdle
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Man, just had what might be a top 3 biggest turd of my life. Two wipes, but the second was a safety wipe

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had a couple masterful shits today

credit to high fiber yesterday

super rewarding

could see the whole grains smiling back as me
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Man, just had what might be a top 3 biggest turd of my life. Two wipes, but the second was a safety wipe

A+
congrats!!

you got the probiotics yet?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What do you put in your salads? Have you ever won friends with them?
usually trader joe’s salads

have not made friends with them

you don’t make friends with salad
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Man, just had what might be a top 3 biggest turd of my life. Two wipes, but the second was a safety wipe

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congrats!!

you got the probiotics yet?
Yeah took one last night
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Man, just had what might be a top 3 biggest turd of my life. Two wipes, but the second was a safety wipe

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congrats!!

you got the probiotics yet?
Yeah took one last night
awesome

i hope you have huge satisfying dumps

keep us apprised!
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quality dump this morning

ready to greet the universe
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96583UP wrote:quality dump this morning

ready to greet the universe
Get it.

Started the day with a medium log with minimal wiping. I never poop first thing after waking up, so I'll take it.

I had a very strange, poop-filled dream last night. Hopefully I will forget it by COB.
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Pooping now after some heinous farts earlier.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:quality dump this morning

ready to greet the universe
Get it.

Started the day with a medium log with minimal wiping. I never poop first thing after waking up, so I'll take it.

I had a very strange, poop-filled dream last night. Hopefully I will forget it by COB.
that probiotic gonna catch you up on years of long lost poops

fountain of poop youth
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spike wrote:Pooping now after some heinous farts earlier.
you gotta diversify your beans,
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:quality dump this morning

ready to greet the universe
Get it.

Started the day with a medium log with minimal wiping. I never poop first thing after waking up, so I'll take it.

I had a very strange, poop-filled dream last night. Hopefully I will forget it by COB.
that probiotic gonna catch you up on years of long lost poops

fountain of poop youth
Imma od on them
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