The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Every time I try something new that works, it seems to lose its effect after a few weeks. Praying for this not to.
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stay positive

fleshy vegetables

probiotic

bran

yogurt

blueberries

beans

hot beef injection

these are among the everyday tools we have to keep you regular

we will,

keep you regular
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Surprisingly haven’t gone at all yet today.

This grilled cabbage ought to take care of that, tho.
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About to poop
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Jorge wrote:About to poop
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Jorge wrote:About to poop
Where?
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96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:Pooping now after some heinous farts earlier.
you gotta diversify your beans,
We ate one of those street taco kits from the grocery store for dinner last night.
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:Pooping now after some heinous farts earlier.
you gotta diversify your beans,
We ate one of those street taco kits from the grocery store for dinner last night.
do you even lift, bro?
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Dropped a nice, coiled snake earlier this morning. Wasn't quite as girthy as my larger ones usually are, and pushed out easily. Wiping wasn't bad. I'll give it a B+
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:hooray:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Dropped a nice, coiled snake earlier this morning. Wasn't quite as girthy as my larger ones usually are, and pushed out easily. Wiping wasn't bad. I'll give it a B+
hooray!! :hooray:

probiotics are da wae
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I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
you gotta fuckin stay regular

i will come to your house in the morning and feed you greek yogurt and blueberries if i have to
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
you gotta fuckin stay regular

i will come to your house in the morning and feed you greek yogurt and blueberries if i have to
I ain't got blueberries rn. But the dang protein powder I use with greek yogurt is plant based and has some dadgum fiber at a not bad level
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not a good poop today. pretty constipated. lots of wiping. hadn't pooped in a couple of days, and haven't been pooping well since starting the new job. i've also not been pooping at home. i've had to go in for all sorts of new hire admin stuff. hoping I'll only have to go in tomorrow for a few more odds and ends, and then start teleworking permanently and pooping in the comfort of my own home.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Do you like to poop in the nude?
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i just like using a squatty potty. makes the transaction feel complete.
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Pic please.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pic please.
of the finished product or the exit?

both?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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praying 4 u dad

remember to stay hydrated

you're in a new office environment, need to find your groove

need a giant water bottle, keep it filled

might be hesitant to get up a lot to refill so get a big one

we all know talking to other people at the office sucks

so get a giant water bottle

and stay hydrated
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pic please.
of the finished product or the exit?

both?
Yes
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