The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

below average poop day for me

but i didnt eat much yday

Have an orange

was not lack of fiber, more like lack of material

just less poop

this was like when i was first losing weight

less food, less poop

i wanna gay your cock up

Oh I just wanted to watch you eat an orange.

[96583UP]

below average poop day for me

but i didnt eat much yday

Have an orange

was not lack of fiber, more like lack of material

just less poop

this was like when i was first losing weight

less food, less poop

i wanna gay your cock up

Oh I just wanted to watch you eat an orange.

too much sugar in oranges and bananas

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Weird doo doo this morning. Felt the same heavy I got some poo in their sensation that I have the last few days. It immediately exited on one push and felt large. I looked down and it was an odd, not quite round shape. But not like a cow pie. The wiping was pretty easy, and when I flushed the mound started to break apart. I’ll definitely take it, but not sure what to make of it.

[dad]

working from home today. first time since starting the new gig. feels good to be in the privacy of my own home and bathroom.

as a result, dropped a corker...my goodness. had to break out the plunger.

what a crap...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

working from home today. first time since starting the new gig. feels good to be in the privacy of my own home and bathroom.

as a result, dropped a corker...my goodness. had to break out the plunger.

what a crap...

Ball so hard

[spike]

[Coach]

A little uneven over the last two days, but no major drama today.

Trending in the right direction.

dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

[96583UP]

great poop this afternoon

late for a poop

but welcome

[dad]

dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

i have one of these because...ya know...every now and then i drop thor's hammer in the can.

[96583UP]

yes

this is what real plungers look like

commercial grade

[spike]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

[96583UP]

surprised, with all of your lush luxe dining

are you an aggressive courtesy-flusher?

frequent intermediate flusher?

[dad]

yes

this is what real plungers look like

commercial grade

i love taking commercial-grade craps. it's like i'm shitting a husqvarna.

feels good.

[dad]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

[spike]

surprised, with all of your lush luxe dining

are you an aggressive courtesy-flusher?

frequent intermediate flusher?

I only courtesy flush when it’s requested. Door open policy around here.

[spike]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

[dad]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

[spike]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

I mean, indoor plumbing is still a relatively new convenience in Oklahoma. It’ll get better.

[dad]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

I mean, indoor plumbing is still a relatively new convenience in Oklahoma. It’ll get better.

i did this in my outhouse, you monster.

[JuanHamm]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I clog toilets all the time because I use too much toilet paper.