Forest Fire Smoke Thread
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Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Yup
Fuckin Shit it's happening
Fuckin Shit it's happening
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Manhattan right now #nofilter


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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
fuck that is exactly what it looks like in my backyard right now too
shit is crazy
the pigeons are confused
shit is crazy
the pigeons are confused
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maybe this will finally kill them
they are pretty unathletic
they are pretty unathletic
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
i should really take this to the Birds thread
the Birds thread
the Birds thread
the Birds thread
the Birds thread
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
People out west been dealing with this shiz for years, and NY gets one a small taste of it and collectively start coughing like Derek Zoolander with the black lung
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Fucking accuratetragabigzanda wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:People out west been dealing with this shiz for years, and NY gets one a small taste of it and collectively start coughing like Derek Zoolander with the black lung
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West coasters clutching pearls at rats the size of small dogs and garbage bags piled on the curb tho.Strat wrote:Fucking accuratetragabigzanda wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:People out west been dealing with this shiz for years, and NY gets one a small taste of it and collectively start coughing like Derek Zoolander with the black lung
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
i wanted to take a second bike ride today but didnt out of concern for air quality
i blame canada for still having forests
this is why you are supposed to cut them down and put concrete everywhere
i blame canada for still having forests
this is why you are supposed to cut them down and put concrete everywhere
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: Forest Fire Smoke Thread
Right now the Air Quality Index where I live is 465.
Its worse than NY
My eyes are burning
Its worse than NY
My eyes are burning
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I was gonna bring this up but you said it better than I would havebodysnatcher wrote:People out west been dealing with this shiz for years, and NY gets one a small taste of it and collectively start coughing like Derek Zoolander with the black lung
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Move to the Midwest!
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Move to the Midwest!
I'm in Michigan and our AQI is 153 today
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Move north / northwest of 8 mile.JuanHamm wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Move to the Midwest!
I'm in Michigan and our AQI is 153 today
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I can't. I run the Eminem museum.Chris_H_2 wrote:Move north / northwest of 8 mile.JuanHamm wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Move to the Midwest!
I'm in Michigan and our AQI is 153 today
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I’ll allow itJuanHamm wrote:I can't. I run the Eminem museum.Chris_H_2 wrote:Move north / northwest of 8 mile.JuanHamm wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Move to the Midwest!
I'm in Michigan and our AQI is 153 today
