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huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
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same, bro.
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96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
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96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
plunging in the AM sounds dreadful
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How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
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Went twice at home already and now just went at one of my centers. Only females working and the restroom is only about 6 feet from their workspace/desks. And it’s a noisy one too. I keep flushing hoping that sound drowns out the sounds coming out of me as I poop.
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One nice log. Wiping wasn’t bad. I’ll give it a solid B.
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My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?
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Just your body getting rid of the bad stuff
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gross!
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery bag
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spike wrote:My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?
you eat way too much designer medeival king food to have normal serf shits
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Coach wrote:gross!
oh no, spike broke Coach!
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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droppin some heat this morning

went to a wedding last night

ate and drank with reckless abandon

wedding band did a solid scarlet begonias

now we drop the payload(s)
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96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery bag
Nice, may have to try that.

I had a cheap one last year that I was so grossed out by the cow pie all over it that I just trashed that b*tch. The last few I applied bleach in some form, but can't remember exactly how I wiped it down. Maybe just toilet paper.
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About twenty minutes after eating lunch I was getting groceries and started to feel a strong need. Pretty quickly pushed it out, then looked down and saw two an over average logs, but it appeared it had broken in half. Pushed out a few small rocks, and sat there a few minutes because I knew there was more. Took a little bit, but eventually got out two short, narrow ones. Wiping wasn’t too bad. I expected worse thinking it was drying up since I’d been sitting there for awhile. Thanks.
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what a medley

i look forward to girth this week
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96583UP wrote:what a medley

i look forward to girth this week
I have ones like that somewhat often. The first was pretty girthy though. I just hope I can get closer to my 9:00am daily poo poo the rest of the week.
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dropped the prototypical A+ log this morning right out the gate

must be a credit to the bowl of smart bran before bed

easy exit, dark chocolate color, good girth, good length, so straight you could forge a compass from it

was so perfect it was almost boring

ghost wipes

like something manufactured in germany

here’s to a good poop day, everyone
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