The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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huge pile this morning, would not flush
was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water
if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it
aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains
i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water
if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it
aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains
i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
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this is how we do (doo)dad wrote:same, bro.96583UP wrote:lots of beans today
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Pics or it did not happen at all96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush
was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water
if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it
aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains
i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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plunging in the AM sounds dreadful96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush
was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water
if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it
aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains
i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
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How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
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Went twice at home already and now just went at one of my centers. Only females working and the restroom is only about 6 feet from their workspace/desks. And it’s a noisy one too. I keep flushing hoping that sound drowns out the sounds coming out of me as I poop.
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One nice log. Wiping wasn’t bad. I’ll give it a solid B.
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My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?
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Just your body getting rid of the bad stuff
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rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery baglennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
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you eat way too much designer medeival king food to have normal serf shitsspike wrote:My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?
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oh no, spike broke Coach!Coach wrote:gross!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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droppin some heat this morning
went to a wedding last night
ate and drank with reckless abandon
wedding band did a solid scarlet begonias
now we drop the payload(s)
went to a wedding last night
ate and drank with reckless abandon
wedding band did a solid scarlet begonias
now we drop the payload(s)
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Nice, may have to try that.96583UP wrote:rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery baglennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
I had a cheap one last year that I was so grossed out by the cow pie all over it that I just trashed that b*tch. The last few I applied bleach in some form, but can't remember exactly how I wiped it down. Maybe just toilet paper.
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About twenty minutes after eating lunch I was getting groceries and started to feel a strong need. Pretty quickly pushed it out, then looked down and saw two an over average logs, but it appeared it had broken in half. Pushed out a few small rocks, and sat there a few minutes because I knew there was more. Took a little bit, but eventually got out two short, narrow ones. Wiping wasn’t too bad. I expected worse thinking it was drying up since I’d been sitting there for awhile. Thanks.
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what a medley
i look forward to girth this week
i look forward to girth this week
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I have ones like that somewhat often. The first was pretty girthy though. I just hope I can get closer to my 9:00am daily poo poo the rest of the week.96583UP wrote:what a medley
i look forward to girth this week
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dropped the prototypical A+ log this morning right out the gate
must be a credit to the bowl of smart bran before bed
easy exit, dark chocolate color, good girth, good length, so straight you could forge a compass from it
was so perfect it was almost boring
ghost wipes
like something manufactured in germany
here’s to a good poop day, everyone
must be a credit to the bowl of smart bran before bed
easy exit, dark chocolate color, good girth, good length, so straight you could forge a compass from it
was so perfect it was almost boring
ghost wipes
like something manufactured in germany
here’s to a good poop day, everyone
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