Would you rather be 4'10' or 7'4''?

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wease wrote:7’4” for sure. Being short is no fun. Mema Wease was 4’9” and now that she’s older has dropped to 4’7”.
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JuanHamm wrote:
wease wrote:7’4” for sure. Being short is no fun. Mema Wease was 4’9” and now that she’s older has dropped to 4’7”.
Do you worry that she'll eventually disappear?
It’s inevitable
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BurtReynolds wrote:At my age? Probably 4'10". But I wouldn't be happy about it.
Yeah, I wouldn't be happy about either of these situations.
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7’4 just seems like it would be so inconvenient
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:7’4 just seems like it would be so inconvenient
but people would be impressed by you
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Now pick between those two heights, but you’re 300 pounds either way.
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:7’4 just seems like it would be so inconvenient
but people would be impressed by you
People are impressed by like 6'4", not someone with debilitating giantism.
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spike wrote:Now pick between those two heights, but you’re 300 pounds either way.
At 7'4, someone weighing 300 pounds would have the build of like a 6'1 person at 190 pounds (do not check my math on this)
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4’10 for height alone. Just imagine how difficult everyday stuff is. You have to get a special car. Your legs hang off the bed at the knee. Getting clothes is a real PITA. You have to crouch down through every doorway. You can’t walk anywhere near a ceiling fan. You’d only be clean from the chest down unless you took a bath in a swimming pool.

7’4 if I’m 300 pounds. Like 70% of that is bones.
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:7’4 just seems like it would be so inconvenient
but people would be impressed by you
They are all impressed enough as is.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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as a super tall man you could monetize your celebrity and build your very own tall man house.. you'd be special.. there are plenty of very short people
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4’10” or 7’4” but you’re bound to a wheelchair, so you’re really only like 6’4”
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a lot of really good points in this thread

but you all seem to have missed the most important one:

chicks dig tall guys

you’re swimming in vaj at 7’4”

you’ll die young, with joint and back issues

but your penis and testes will be fully utilized
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I guess if you’re 7’4 then you can just be the Jolly Green Giant every year for halloweeen, so that’s one less stressful decision you don’t have to worry about
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I’d rather be Frank Reynolds’s
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96583UP wrote:a lot of really good points in this thread

but you all seem to have missed the most important one:

chicks dig tall guys

you’re swimming in vaj at 7’4”

you’ll die young, with joint and back issues

but your penis and testes will be fully utilized
But, if you have an average sized penis it's going to look really small.
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JuanHamm wrote:
96583UP wrote:a lot of really good points in this thread

but you all seem to have missed the most important one:

chicks dig tall guys

you’re swimming in vaj at 7’4”

you’ll die young, with joint and back issues

but your penis and testes will be fully utilized
But, if you have an average sized penis it's going to look really small.
For many women it's a status thing. Like, look at me, I got this really special guy hovering way above me all the time, I'm special too
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tree_ wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
96583UP wrote:a lot of really good points in this thread

but you all seem to have missed the most important one:

chicks dig tall guys

you’re swimming in vaj at 7’4”

you’ll die young, with joint and back issues

but your penis and testes will be fully utilized
But, if you have an average sized penis it's going to look really small.
For many women it's a status thing. Like, look at me, I got this really special guy hovering way above me all the time, I'm special too
what if the woman is 7'4
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bodysnatcher wrote:
tree_ wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
96583UP wrote:a lot of really good points in this thread

but you all seem to have missed the most important one:

chicks dig tall guys

you’re swimming in vaj at 7’4”

you’ll die young, with joint and back issues

but your penis and testes will be fully utilized
But, if you have an average sized penis it's going to look really small.
For many women it's a status thing. Like, look at me, I got this really special guy hovering way above me all the time, I'm special too
what if the woman is 7'4
Then she'll wanna find a man who's 9'4"
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