Yeah on a BMW the prick is on the insideE.H. Ruddock wrote:I feel like the word prick will be in the punchline
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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A porcupine has a blinker?spike wrote:What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
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I finally got the dead spider out from behind the glass on my TV
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Finally his family can have closure
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Unfortunately for them it's still in the TV somewhere, just not visible
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They are writing you out of their will. Again.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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What
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
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Why would Tommy ever be in the spider's family's will in the first place
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lennytheweedwhacker
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Tom's last name is Samsa.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Maybe they became friends after they met on the webJorge wrote:Why would Tommy ever be in the spider's family's will in the first place
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*Mark Wahlberg confused gif*bart wrote:Maybe they became friends after they met on the webJorge wrote:Why would Tommy ever be in the spider's family's will in the first place
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Sitting here at Nissan Stadium for day 4 of CMA Fest. Due to weather, they keep changing the gate times. It was 6:30, then 8. Now it’s 6:30 again but scuttlebutt now is 7:30. Last we heard the event was 8-1am. At this point, we’re all hoping they just cancel for weather, we all get $100 and go home. No one wants to be here till 1am.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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you should flash a pineapple symbol on your phone and find some sucky sucky to fill the interlude
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I don’t know what that means
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Just do itwease wrote:I don’t know what that means
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Confirmed last visit that my folks’ neighbors have their pineapple statue back out on display.
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instant boost in property values
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driving up to Vancouver this morning for a few days
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Me toodoug rr wrote:driving up to Vancouver this morning for a few days
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lunch tomorrow?Jorge wrote:Me toodoug rr wrote:driving up to Vancouver this morning for a few days