Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[warehouse]

Meh. Try again.

But LOL at the chandelier above the fucking toilet.

MAGA weirdos losing there sense of humor here?

*tHeY’Re

[96583UP]

America in its history has had one presidential candidate who ran his campaign from jail and almost won.

Anyone in the class know who it is?

Harry Setatestis?

[96583UP]

Romney keepin' it real

[B]

. I want to know more about this man with the pig's head on a stick.

[Higgs]

Read this today. I know this fuck will probably not see one day in actual prison, but it made me chuckle heartily with the faint faint possibility regardless:

"If Trump were found guilty of all 37 counts and convicted to the absolute statutory maximum on
each count, with the sentences stacked back-to-back, he could hypothetically be looking at more than 300 years in prison."

[Peeps]

Read this today. I know this fuck will probably not see one day in actual prison, but it made me chuckle heartily with the faint faint possibility regardless:

"If Trump were found guilty of all 37 counts and convicted to the absolute statutory maximum on
each count, with the sentences stacked back-to-back, he could hypothetically be looking at more than 300 years in prison."

and his cult would still think he should run for president went let out after those 300 years

[elliseamos]

He's plead not guilty.

Totally vindicated then. Lock up Biden & Garland!

[elliseamos]

It's homework

They were planted by the Deep State.

They're not classified.

“In my opinion, the Jan. 6 ratings — the show of Jan. 6 — hasn't been going so well,” said Alina Habba, an attorney for Trump, “They needed a little drama, so they throw this out there.”

"He thought he'd won the election, so he was packing his stuff late, he rushed, and put the documents in carelessly."

He didn't pack his own shit, so he's innocent of anything you accuse him of related to this or anything else really...

"These were attorney client privileged documents"

I forgot Rand Paul saying that the law DJ broke shouldn't be a law anymore, so this crime doesn't count.

Rudy: "He took the documents. They were classified. He had them at Maralago. Because he was keeping them safe."

WSJ: It's all true, but there's only 67 classified documents and that's not a lot.

DJ on Truth Social: That's my resort and the documents you say I should not have still had in my resort, but I wouldn't have left them on the ground all messy like that.

From tonight's filing: The meeting in June about these documents that were national archive property and that we took to Florida illegally, was actually about us asking if we could keep them for the Trump Presidential Library (whenever it's built), not about us giving the rest of the documents back. The documents that we had, still, illegally.

a president can declassify anything just by thinking about it

The FBI was looking for Hillary's emails.

The DOJ has been *checks notes* weaponized and is out to get Trump.
-Most of the Republican field of candidates running against Trump

If elected I'd pardon him.
-Republican candidate running against Trump that (1) thinks he committed a crime and (2) thinks he'll be found guilty of something that he'd then need to be pardoned for.

There are 33 bathrooms in the resort, so what difference does it make - that he kept these illegally held documents that he was told to return and didn't - in one of those bathrooms?
-US Rep. Byron Donalds

[elliseamos]

Snowflakes in Florida!?

[B]

[epilogue]

I'll bet any amount of money that their last name is Black.

[96583UP]

It's homework

They were planted by the Deep State.

They're not classified.

“In my opinion, the Jan. 6 ratings — the show of Jan. 6 — hasn't been going so well,” said Alina Habba, an attorney for Trump, “They needed a little drama, so they throw this out there.”

"He thought he'd won the election, so he was packing his stuff late, he rushed, and put the documents in carelessly."

He didn't pack his own shit, so he's innocent of anything you accuse him of related to this or anything else really...

"These were attorney client privileged documents"

I forgot Rand Paul saying that the law DJ broke shouldn't be a law anymore, so this crime doesn't count.

Rudy: "He took the documents. They were classified. He had them at Maralago. Because he was keeping them safe."

WSJ: It's all true, but there's only 67 classified documents and that's not a lot.

DJ on Truth Social: That's my resort and the documents you say I should not have still had in my resort, but I wouldn't have left them on the ground all messy like that.

From tonight's filing: The meeting in June about these documents that were national archive property and that we took to Florida illegally, was actually about us asking if we could keep them for the Trump Presidential Library (whenever it's built), not about us giving the rest of the documents back. The documents that we had, still, illegally.

a president can declassify anything just by thinking about it

The FBI was looking for Hillary's emails.

The DOJ has been *checks notes* weaponized and is out to get Trump.
-Most of the Republican field of candidates running against Trump

If elected I'd pardon him.
-Republican candidate running against Trump that (1) thinks he committed a crime and (2) thinks he'll be found guilty of something that he'd then need to be pardoned for.

There are 33 bathrooms in the resort, so what difference does it make - that he kept these illegally held documents that he was told to return and didn't - in one of those bathrooms?
-US Rep. Byron Donalds

wow. this is art

[B]

I'll bet any amount of money that their last name is Black.

Can't afford 2024 shirts in the Biden economy.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[elliseamos]

It's homework

They were planted by the Deep State.

They're not classified.

“In my opinion, the Jan. 6 ratings — the show of Jan. 6 — hasn't been going so well,” said Alina Habba, an attorney for Trump, “They needed a little drama, so they throw this out there.”

"He thought he'd won the election, so he was packing his stuff late, he rushed, and put the documents in carelessly."

He didn't pack his own shit, so he's innocent of anything you accuse him of related to this or anything else really...

"These were attorney client privileged documents"

I forgot Rand Paul saying that the law DJ broke shouldn't be a law anymore, so this crime doesn't count.

Rudy: "He took the documents. They were classified. He had them at Maralago. Because he was keeping them safe."

WSJ: It's all true, but there's only 67 classified documents and that's not a lot.

DJ on Truth Social: That's my resort and the documents you say I should not have still had in my resort, but I wouldn't have left them on the ground all messy like that.

From tonight's filing: The meeting in June about these documents that were national archive property and that we took to Florida illegally, was actually about us asking if we could keep them for the Trump Presidential Library (whenever it's built), not about us giving the rest of the documents back. The documents that we had, still, illegally.

a president can declassify anything just by thinking about it

The FBI was looking for Hillary's emails.

The DOJ has been *checks notes* weaponized and is out to get Trump.
-Most of the Republican field of candidates running against Trump

If elected I'd pardon him.
-Republican candidate running against Trump that (1) thinks he committed a crime and (2) thinks he'll be found guilty of something that he'd then need to be pardoned for.

There are 33 bathrooms in the resort, so what difference does it make - that he kept these illegally held documents that he was told to return and didn't - in one of those bathrooms?
-US Rep. Byron Donalds

wow. this is art

Thanks. His, and the GOPs, use of kettle logic knows no bounds. Just amazing.

[elliseamos]

[zeb]

I'll bet any amount of money that their last name is Black.

[elliseamos]

It's homework

They were planted by the Deep State.

They're not classified.

“In my opinion, the Jan. 6 ratings — the show of Jan. 6 — hasn't been going so well,” said Alina Habba, an attorney for Trump, “They needed a little drama, so they throw this out there.”

"He thought he'd won the election, so he was packing his stuff late, he rushed, and put the documents in carelessly."

He didn't pack his own shit, so he's innocent of anything you accuse him of related to this or anything else really...

"These were attorney client privileged documents"

I forgot Rand Paul saying that the law DJ broke shouldn't be a law anymore, so this crime doesn't count.

Rudy: "He took the documents. They were classified. He had them at Maralago. Because he was keeping them safe."

WSJ: It's all true, but there's only 67 classified documents and that's not a lot.

DJ on Truth Social: That's my resort and the documents you say I should not have still had in my resort, but I wouldn't have left them on the ground all messy like that.

From tonight's filing: The meeting in June about these documents that were national archive property and that we took to Florida illegally, was actually about us asking if we could keep them for the Trump Presidential Library (whenever it's built), not about us giving the rest of the documents back. The documents that we had, still, illegally.

a president can declassify anything just by thinking about it

The FBI was looking for Hillary's emails.

The DOJ has been *checks notes* weaponized and is out to get Trump.
-Most of the Republican field of candidates running against Trump

If elected I'd pardon him.
-Republican candidate running against Trump that (1) thinks he committed a crime and (2) thinks he'll be found guilty of something that he'd then need to be pardoned for.

There are 33 bathrooms in the resort, so what difference does it make - that he kept these illegally held documents that he was told to return and didn't - in one of those bathrooms?
-US Rep. Byron Donalds

"That's Biden's house..."

[96583UP]

Melania gonna be so happy when he locked up

free to live and be she

[wease]

And now he’s blaming mutants for the “radical left indictment hoax.” First, his administration recognized Wakanda as a real nation, now he’s blaming mutants. I guess he truly thinks the Marvel Universe is real.