Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Let's just turn GD into a travel forum. Why contain ourselves to this one thread?96583UP wrote:we need to create a travel sub-forum so that there can be multiple location-oriented conversations AT THE SAME TIME without people going brazy and braining each other with fireplace irons
i would love to discuss spike's gay erotic journey through germany, and advise him against attempting to travel to sicily with a small child, but i don't plan to do both of those things in the same thread, for the sake of his child
but RM mods want to FORCE those conversations to happen at the same time
which is absolutely inappropriate, if not illegal in certain states
i am appalled at the management of this forum and the lack of a travel subforum
fick you mods!
I'll start a Germany thread and an Italy thread. Maybe a France thread for dad... and since now I may meet the wife in Paris, and we're thinking of seeing if her mum wants to fly in to look after the kid some of the time so we can galivant around like a couple of bohemians.
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And I'll start a Detroit thread for Bammer, or whatever terrible place he's planning to temporarily escape from his marriage to indulge in homoerotic exploration with his frat brothers.
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I support this proposal.spike wrote:Let's just turn GD into a travel forum. Why contain ourselves to this one thread?96583UP wrote:we need to create a travel sub-forum so that there can be multiple location-oriented conversations AT THE SAME TIME without people going brazy and braining each other with fireplace irons
i would love to discuss spike's gay erotic journey through germany, and advise him against attempting to travel to sicily with a small child, but i don't plan to do both of those things in the same thread, for the sake of his child
but RM mods want to FORCE those conversations to happen at the same time
which is absolutely inappropriate, if not illegal in certain states
i am appalled at the management of this forum and the lack of a travel subforum
fick you mods!
I'll start a Germany thread and an Italy thread. Maybe a France thread for dad... and since now I may meet the wife in Paris, and we're thinking of seeing if her mum wants to fly in to look after the kid some of the time so we can galivant around like a couple of bohemians.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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You are correct it’s Detroitspike wrote:And I'll start a Detroit thread for Bammer, or whatever terrible place he's planning to temporarily escape from his marriage to indulge in homoerotic exploration with his frat brothers.
(she/him/theirs)
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i'm right about many thingsBammer wrote:You are correct it’s Detroitspike wrote:And I'll start a Detroit thread for Bammer, or whatever terrible place he's planning to temporarily escape from his marriage to indulge in homoerotic exploration with his frat brothers.
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agreetragabigzanda wrote:Paris no question
i love Rome but having done both can say i would get much enjoyment out of another day in paris
a great problem to have though
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yesspike wrote:And I'll start a Detroit thread for Bammer, or whatever terrible place he's planning to temporarily escape from his marriage to indulge in homoerotic exploration with his frat brothers.
he needs an outlet for his midwestern male sexcapades
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this works for nowdad wrote:I support this proposal.spike wrote:Let's just turn GD into a travel forum. Why contain ourselves to this one thread?96583UP wrote:we need to create a travel sub-forum so that there can be multiple location-oriented conversations AT THE SAME TIME without people going brazy and braining each other with fireplace irons
i would love to discuss spike's gay erotic journey through germany, and advise him against attempting to travel to sicily with a small child, but i don't plan to do both of those things in the same thread, for the sake of his child
but RM mods want to FORCE those conversations to happen at the same time
which is absolutely inappropriate, if not illegal in certain states
i am appalled at the management of this forum and the lack of a travel subforum
fick you mods!
I'll start a Germany thread and an Italy thread. Maybe a France thread for dad... and since now I may meet the wife in Paris, and we're thinking of seeing if her mum wants to fly in to look after the kid some of the time so we can galivant around like a couple of bohemians.
and then once those assholes in management realize it’s a great idea they can take those threads and place them in a travel subforum
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Been to Rome a couple times and don't love it - compared to what else Italy has to offer.tragabigzanda wrote:Paris no question
Never been to Paris but I vote Paris
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I’m doing it right now if you would just read my g-damn posts Spike.spike wrote:Also, anyone done to Sicily, I assume via Rome, and would that journey suck with a kid?
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Yeah, this is a good take.Strat wrote:Been to Rome a couple times and don't love it - compared to what else Italy has to offer.tragabigzanda wrote:Paris no question
Never been to Paris but I vote Paris
Both are wonderful cities. But I agree that there are better places to spend extra time in Italy than Rome.
Paris gets my vote as well. I adore Paris.
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Links?Chris_H_2 wrote:I’m doing it right now if you would just read my g-damn posts Spike.spike wrote:Also, anyone done to Sicily, I assume via Rome, and would that journey suck with a kid?
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Spending 2.5 days in London next month (with no kids!). What should we do (both of us have been been there)?
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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and get some biscuits.tragabigzanda wrote:Go to wherever Ted Lasso lived, that looks like a nice neighborhoodMonkey_Driven wrote:Spending 2.5 days in London next month (with no kids!). What should we do (both of us have been been there)?
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Richmond?tragabigzanda wrote:Go to wherever Ted Lasso lived, that looks like a nice neighborhoodMonkey_Driven wrote:Spending 2.5 days in London next month (with no kids!). What should we do (both of us have been been there)?
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I think a thread entitled The French Connection would work for all things France.spike wrote:Let's just turn GD into a travel forum. Why contain ourselves to this one thread?96583UP wrote:we need to create a travel sub-forum so that there can be multiple location-oriented conversations AT THE SAME TIME without people going brazy and braining each other with fireplace irons
i would love to discuss spike's gay erotic journey through germany, and advise him against attempting to travel to sicily with a small child, but i don't plan to do both of those things in the same thread, for the sake of his child
but RM mods want to FORCE those conversations to happen at the same time
which is absolutely inappropriate, if not illegal in certain states
i am appalled at the management of this forum and the lack of a travel subforum
fick you mods!
I'll start a Germany thread and an Italy thread. Maybe a France thread for dad... and since now I may meet the wife in Paris, and we're thinking of seeing if her mum wants to fly in to look after the kid some of the time so we can galivant around like a couple of bohemians.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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go to Scotts on mount street and spend way too much money on delicious seafood..you won't regret itspike wrote:Richmond?tragabigzanda wrote:Go to wherever Ted Lasso lived, that looks like a nice neighborhoodMonkey_Driven wrote:Spending 2.5 days in London next month (with no kids!). What should we do (both of us have been been there)?