Election 2024: Last One Out, Hit The Lights

[96583UP]

i wonder if Elizabeth Warren will give him a hit job in the primaries

he's not a horse-faced lesbian so she can't use that line

but she could probably cut into him deep for denying vaccine science

and perhaps shame him for disgracing his father's legacy?

[wease]

Cheryl Hines has sure dropped a few notches.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[96583UP]

and perhaps shame him for disgracing his father's legacy?

THE LEGEND OF THE DOG-FACED WOMAN!

she is evidence why women shouldn't be allowed in the workforce

her and that scotus who never put the work down and died in the chair un-doing her most important issues

and then yellen person who is autistic

and hillary clinton

and amando ocasio-ortez or whatever her name is

and marjorie green johnathan taylor-thomas

and the black one from the midwest that looks somalian and hates everything

all of them should have just stayed home, taken care of kids, made food, and leave the important work to the men to handle

now instead we have all this shit we gotta take care of bc they won't stfu

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[96583UP]

and I was just announcing my candidacy for governor of florida

[Bi_3]

The adderall shortage is hitting numbers up pretty hard

[96583UP]

i truly do not think women should be in professional work environments

i don’t want to head any counter-arguments

it is unnatural

for all parties involved

[elliseamos]

1) Name recognition
2) Nostalgia about his name
3) He's a man
4) He appreciates birds
5) He's being talked about because of #1 & #2, but nobody knows anything about him beyond #1 & #2.

I'm voting for Roosevelt.

[simple schoolboy]

Dude got a new shot at relevance because of COVID. Are we sure he wasn't funding the research in Wuhan?

[elliseamos]

Wuhan? I think he's patient 0.

[wease]

Mad Cow

[Bi_3]

Now everyone see this clown ass lunatic for what he is and we can get back to the fight for unobtainium between Colonel DeSantis' anti-woke mercs and the Ga'vi.

[96583UP]

i cant wait to see Trump insult Christi’s weight in person

and Christie rebut by insulting Trump’s weight problem as well

and if they have time

debate war, taxes, jobs, deficit

but only if leftover time

[simple schoolboy]

Wuhan? I think he's patient 0.

Sometimes he makes sense/ gives away that he's changed his public views to something more palatable to the middle. Previously all on board on assault weapons bans, now acknowledges post Bruen, there's no banning our way out of this. This could be a pragmatic view, but I doubt it.

I didn't realize he was a 5G truther. Whew.

[96583UP]

RFK Jr. shirtless pics circulating, dude is jacked

[Bi_3]

RFK Jr. shirtless pics circulating, dude is jacked

Yeah, but folks that jacked should be able to press more than 110.

[warehouse]

Desantis and Trump are both speaking in Philly next week at Mothers Against Intelligence or whoever it is that wants to ban every book that isn't the bible. i'm curious to see what they say about each other. of course they are appearing like 12 hours apart, but still.

[Bi_3]

He’s gonna need to do one of those “I am not at all suicidal videos” pretty soon.

I am NOT endorsing what he said in the video.

[elliseamos]