The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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After quick research, it could be oily stool or bile. Both not good.
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Hmm…Can’t say I recall having anything like the halos

What’s the recommended home treatment, if any?
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For starters, don’t drink 400 beers on Father’s Day.
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the alcohol speeds up digestion too much and that's why you are left with those liquidity oddities. The food moves too fast through the system and needs more time, but the booze speeds it up.
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spike wrote:For starters, don’t drink 400 beers on Father’s Day.
I hope you get the help you need very soon
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Coach with the pro diagnosis always steering this thread to higher ground
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Thanks luckily I had googled that the other day so it was fresh in my mind.
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Yeah thanks Coach. I’ve gotten better at day drinking starting in the afternoon, but I think I cracked my first beer around 10:30am on Sunday. Just too much of a stretch of steady booze intake.

I think I’ll set a no booze before lunch rule for the Fourth weekend.
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I wanna party with spike
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spike wrote:Yeah thanks Coach. I’ve gotten better at day drinking starting in the afternoon, but I think I cracked my first beer around 10:30am on Sunday. Just too much of a stretch of steady booze intake.

I think I’ll set a no booze before lunch rule for the Fourth weekend.
Yeah, I hear that!

A double AM dip for me today....had to go before and after the shower. Don't like going right after I'm all cleaned, but took a moment, dried off a bit, manned up and uncorked a moist bomb!
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Fascinating poopoo just now:

-Have to give it two hard pushes, but very large log escapes

-I can tell there are more, so proceed to push out a few small rocks over the next minute or so

-Still feel more so then start pushing out, with much effort, maybe 6-8 mini Twix sized dookies. It would in around 30-45 second intervals so felt like I was sitting there forever.

-I then feel as though a passage had opened up and rather quickly push out an average sized log. Then repeat mini-Twix routine 4 or so times. Then a slightly bigger log.

-About halfway in I thought that the wiping would for sure suck. I’ve had worse, but it did take awhile
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You could turn that into a TV or movie. So many unexpected twists and turns.
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That is a massive dump, lenny. Walk tall.
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Thx bros…Now watch me not doodoo for a week
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Someone give Lenny a medal to wear around today.

Big Boy Pooper!
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Lenny single-handedly has met and exceeded the poop thread’s daily required quota. No pressure on the rest of RM to poop today.
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nothing notable on my poop front lately

neither impressive nor disappointing
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spike wrote:Lenny single-handedly has met and exceeded the poop thread’s daily required quota. No pressure on the rest of RM to poop today.
The only way to top him at this point is to poop on another human today, but I am out of poop.
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Coach wrote:
spike wrote:Lenny single-handedly has met and exceeded the poop thread’s daily required quota. No pressure on the rest of RM to poop today.
The only way to top him at this point is to poop on another human today, but I am out of poop.
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i feel like there must be a massive diarrhea brewing

my farts smell like a dead animal
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